"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Accidents In Bed & How to Handle!

Kaparski

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Alrite, I guess I'm starting up this thread as this event just occurred and somehow managed to fix it back together.

Scenario 1: Condom Breaks

Remain Calm.........thankfully the women I was with had a sense of control. I kinda freaked as this was the first time it had ever broke......which was my bad.

Broken condoms occur all the time and the main reason for breakage is putting the condom on wrong or breakin open the package incorrectly. Although I would like to add that rough and fast sex can break a condom as well due to the friction buildup....so don't pump it too hard with a regular condom. Get a large one. They tend to last longer.

If a condom breaks, take out the condom slowly out of the vagina, or take your penis out. Next apply some spermicide on your index finger and spread it around inside the vagina, preferably near the uterus. Don't go nuts with the bottle but remain cool and calm as everyone experiences this.

Scenario 2: THe STD and HIV Effect

I don't know about some of you people but the first time it broke I went in a 2 day depression about I was going to die from AIDS. After I cleared my head, I realized just how stupid I was.

Condoms brake but it does not mean its the end of the world!

First some statistics for the nerdy type:

5 out of 10000 people will contract AIDS from an HIV Positive Person while having unprotected sex.

I REPEAT THE CHANCES OF EVEN OBTAINING THE VIRUS IS 0.0005% per sex act.

Some statistics:

Regional HIV and AIDS estimates, end 2004 (In North America)

Adult (15-49)

HIV prevalence rate


0.6%

(range: 0.3-1.0%)

Adults and children (0-49)

living with HIV


1 000 000 (In NA)

(range: 540 000-

1 600 000

Women (15-49) living with HIV


260 000

(range: 140 000-

410 000)

Adults and children newly

infected with HIV in 2004


44 000

(range: 16 000-

120 000)

Adults and child deaths

due to AIDS in 2004


16 000

(range: 8 400-

25 000)

Remember there is 295,734,134 people in the US alone, Canada 32,805,041
Therefore:

HIV IN CANADA:

32805041 / (295734134+32805041)
= 0.099851230831148218473489500909595
x 1,000,000

= 99,851 HIV Infected People

HIV IN USA:

295734134 / (295734134+32805041)
=
0.90014876916885178152651049909041
x 1,000,000

= 900,149 HIV Infected People

*Based on mean

There is garbage out on the net so dont believe everything you see..
http://www.overpopulation.com/faq/health/infectious_diseases/aids/north_america.html

The above statistics came from http://www.unaids.org/EN/Geographical+Area/By+Region/north_america.asp#


In summary, no matter what happens in bed, never loss your cool.

Contracting HIV is rare, so don't worry bout it!

BTW: SYMPTONS OF HIV DOES NOT EQUAL HIV!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I thought that this thread was going to be about a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE night on the piss that ended in tears.

But this was good too.
 

manuva

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Originally posted by penkitten
never use vasoline on a condom.

And never use a hairdryer in the bath.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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tj

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Originally posted by manuva
And never use a hairdryer in the bath.

manuva would know his mom used one when she was pregnant...on purpose..and failed as you can tell.

just kidding bro.:crackup:
 

Freddy1

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Use the tripple three.
A decent condom
Birth control pills
UID


Your chances of getting her pegnant is almost nil. Cant say much about std's other than to get a decent condom from a good reputed manufacturer.


Whatever you do if she says, she is on the pill and using a IUD dont take it for granted. Better safe than sorry. Theres also moring after pills she can get from her doctor.
 

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Oh, I thought you were referring to wetting the bed.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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