"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Accidents In Bed & How to Handle!

Kaparski

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Alrite, I guess I'm starting up this thread as this event just occurred and somehow managed to fix it back together.

Scenario 1: Condom Breaks

Remain Calm.........thankfully the women I was with had a sense of control. I kinda freaked as this was the first time it had ever broke......which was my bad.

Broken condoms occur all the time and the main reason for breakage is putting the condom on wrong or breakin open the package incorrectly. Although I would like to add that rough and fast sex can break a condom as well due to the friction buildup....so don't pump it too hard with a regular condom. Get a large one. They tend to last longer.

If a condom breaks, take out the condom slowly out of the vagina, or take your penis out. Next apply some spermicide on your index finger and spread it around inside the vagina, preferably near the uterus. Don't go nuts with the bottle but remain cool and calm as everyone experiences this.

Scenario 2: THe STD and HIV Effect

I don't know about some of you people but the first time it broke I went in a 2 day depression about I was going to die from AIDS. After I cleared my head, I realized just how stupid I was.

Condoms brake but it does not mean its the end of the world!

First some statistics for the nerdy type:

5 out of 10000 people will contract AIDS from an HIV Positive Person while having unprotected sex.

I REPEAT THE CHANCES OF EVEN OBTAINING THE VIRUS IS 0.0005% per sex act.

Some statistics:

Regional HIV and AIDS estimates, end 2004 (In North America)

Adult (15-49)

HIV prevalence rate


0.6%

(range: 0.3-1.0%)

Adults and children (0-49)

living with HIV


1 000 000 (In NA)

(range: 540 000-

1 600 000

Women (15-49) living with HIV


260 000

(range: 140 000-

410 000)

Adults and children newly

infected with HIV in 2004


44 000

(range: 16 000-

120 000)

Adults and child deaths

due to AIDS in 2004


16 000

(range: 8 400-

25 000)

Remember there is 295,734,134 people in the US alone, Canada 32,805,041
Therefore:

HIV IN CANADA:

32805041 / (295734134+32805041)
= 0.099851230831148218473489500909595
x 1,000,000

= 99,851 HIV Infected People

HIV IN USA:

295734134 / (295734134+32805041)
=
0.90014876916885178152651049909041
x 1,000,000

= 900,149 HIV Infected People

*Based on mean

There is garbage out on the net so dont believe everything you see..
http://www.overpopulation.com/faq/health/infectious_diseases/aids/north_america.html

The above statistics came from http://www.unaids.org/EN/Geographical+Area/By+Region/north_america.asp#


In summary, no matter what happens in bed, never loss your cool.

Contracting HIV is rare, so don't worry bout it!

BTW: SYMPTONS OF HIV DOES NOT EQUAL HIV!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Snowyk

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I thought that this thread was going to be about a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE night on the piss that ended in tears.

But this was good too.
 

manuva

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Originally posted by penkitten
never use vasoline on a condom.

And never use a hairdryer in the bath.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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tj

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Originally posted by manuva
And never use a hairdryer in the bath.

manuva would know his mom used one when she was pregnant...on purpose..and failed as you can tell.

just kidding bro.:crackup:
 

Freddy1

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Use the tripple three.
A decent condom
Birth control pills
UID


Your chances of getting her pegnant is almost nil. Cant say much about std's other than to get a decent condom from a good reputed manufacturer.


Whatever you do if she says, she is on the pill and using a IUD dont take it for granted. Better safe than sorry. Theres also moring after pills she can get from her doctor.
 

diplomatic_lies

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Oh, I thought you were referring to wetting the bed.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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