"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"accidently" got a call... hmmm

sw20racer

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So this girl I haven't seen or talked to in a few months 'accidently' calls up my cell. I'm not there to pick it up when it rings but a few minutes later, I call the number back and say, "Did someone just call over here?"

She's like, "Oh, hey it's *her name*, don't you remember me?"

I was playing it off and said, "Uh, not really."

She says, "You probably forgot about me, huh? I still have your name in my phone. My phone was in someone's pocket and they must have hit something and dialed up your number."

Then she adds, "Haven't seen you in a while. Got anything planned for the weekend? Maybe we can go clubbing?"

Since I really do have nothing planned, I was like, "Sure, sounds good."

"Friday night sound good? Since you got my number now, give me a call, ok?"

I told her sure and hung up. I guess I should call her, huh?
:D
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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She's presenting herself to you on a silver platter - I don't know what she looks like, but if your only other option for the night would be to drink beer and play Halo then I would definitely take advantage of this opportunity...:D
 

DJ Alejandro

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she's convering her tracks. hehe

i wish id have someone like that call me up.
 

Titus

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Racer... up until they put you in the coffin, close it and bury you 6 feet below, remeber one single thing...

There is totaly absolutly NO such thing as "accidently" or "by incident" or "luck" (or unluck for that matter either).

Fate doesn't exist. What we call fate is just our past deeds coming back to us, good or bad ones. So next time something unexpected, good or bad, happens to you... ask yourself "what did i do to get this?"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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