"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Acceptable fast food?

Call_Me_Daddy

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Any and all fast food is acceptable.


You just have to know how much and how often to eat it. Eat too many BigMacs and you're going to start getting a flubbery ass.


Calories count. You get way more than you need and they begin to deposit.

Just make sure you get plenty of protein, nutititous fruits and veggies, complex carbs and you can fill in the rest with fast food. Burger here and there won't kill you as long as you don't go overboard with the junk and it begins to be a staple of your diet. If that's the case, cut it down.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Rata Blanca

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Fast food is better than no food while bulking so....

If you go to Mc Donalds, Burger king, etc go for the salads/burgers with grilled chicken, no mayo or cheese. Remember just ask for the burger, forget about soda and fries.

Here's the list of Mc Donalds

http://www.mcdonalds.com/app_controller.nutrition.index1.html

I think Premium Grilled Chicken Club Sandwich is somewhat decent.
 

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Kerpal said:
their "whole wheat" bread isn't really whole wheat.
At first, I refused to believe this, I loved their sandwhiches and I thought I was truely getting a nutritious snack. I then looked up this website:

http://www.subway.sg/nutrition/info.html

"WHEAT BREAD Enriched flour (flour, malted barley flour, niacin, iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), water, whole wheat flour, high fructose corn syrup, wheat gluten, contains less than 2% of the following: wheat bran, yeast, salt, soybean oil, dough conditioner (acetylated tartaric acid esters of mono-and diglycerides, ammonium sulfate, calcium sulfate, ascorbic acid, azodicarbonamide, potassium iodate, amylase (enzymes)], cracked wheat, sodium stearoyl-2-lactylate, caramel color (contains sulfites), dried honey preparation (honey powder, invert sugar, wheat starch, soy bran flour, silicon dioxide [anti-caking]), mineral oil.

Unless a wheat bread has 100% whole wheat bread as its first ingrediant, its now whole wheat bread. They were using caramel color to make it look brown. Oh god, I sorta feel like those people in that one movie when they found out they've been eating people.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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It's the fvcking bread that'll kill ya. I treat myself to the value menu cheesburgers and just take the bread off and toss it. No carbs or preservatives in the meat/cheese.
 

Jariel

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Remember there are other things to consider than balancing your weight and too much fast food will wreck your health and vitality. McDonalds, Burger King and alike don't just have high fat content, but it's the additives and weird crap they put in there that scares me.

I'd rather go to a bar or resturant if I'm out and about, and I'll even have a burger, curry or pizza once in a while. Or if I'm watching my weight, most places have chicken breasts, steaks or sandwiches (with REAL wholemeal bread). They're usually cheaper than fastfood joints too.
 
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