"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Accents: Am I being ridiculous

Yo'Mama

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I have a date (off online) with a girl today who has one of the most amazing bodies I've seen (any non believers ask me and I'll pm you a pic). Her face is good too.

However, I just spoke to her on the phone for the first time and she has this strong Scouse (Liverpool) accent. I'm a Brit but don't speak English with any kind of regional accent.

I have to be honest, her accent puts me off massively. I don't know what the equivalent for posters from other countries on here.

Question (mostly to Brits who will understand exactly what I mean): would you ever not smash a girl because her accent was so annoying/unattractive?

Edit: I only find this with English girls. Girls from any other country speak English always sound good to me).
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I dislike most regional British accents, especially on girls because they usually sound unfeminine. But, I'd get over it if I liked the girl. Paradoxically I love Scottish accents.
 

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Totally unfeminine. But I agree, Scottish accents are fine.

There's no way I could date this girl long term. The accent would grate on me until I went mad.

But I think I'll still try for the smash and grab. Her body is spectacular. I hope she doesn't talk too much.
 

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IBreatheSpears said:
Tell her you're into gagging.
ha ha ha.

Do you American bros have a problem with this (I mean American regional accents). I've never heard an American accent that particuularly annoyed me (except for hood rat American/ebonics). I don't even mind the Valley Girl speak.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Scouser accent is a REAL turnoff.. seriously..
 

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xupc said:
Scouser accent is a REAL turnoff.. seriously..
It's the WORST. xupc would you still smash if the girl was super hot?

Slasher, pic is on its way. Having connectivity issues
 

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MidnightCity said:
does she sound like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FxLpDMTFPE

personally i think your being a f@g.

the only accents i cant stand here are the souther hick accents. that wont lkeep me from a good piece of poon though
F*g insult aside, thanks Midnight City. I'm going for it.

I think you have to be a Brit to understand how horrible certain English accents (Liverpool, Birmingham) are. Don't you Americans get turned off by English girls with these kinds of accent? No foreign accent puts me off.
 

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MidnightCity said:
i didnt really mean as an insult im just sayin your being ridiculous

as long as it doesnt sound like a bastardized version of english and i can generally understand the speaker i dont really care.
That's the problem. I'm hoping it was just the phone but I only got about 80% of what she was saying. And I'm a native English speaker. The tragedy is that she seems like a bright girl. I'm sticking to foreigners, generally, from now on.
 

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I don't know. I usually judge women more based on their personalities than their accents or skin color.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Most Americans don't understand that there is more than one English accent. My ex-wife was a UK citizen and went to school there. She had the high class, prim and proper accent, and she explained the differences between that and the way the ****ney plebes talked. I would not have known the difference except for her.

The American accent I can't handle in a woman is the upper east coast and Boston area. Second place would be Chicago, although there is a lot more variation there.

One thing about accents that always seems to be true is that regardless of the region, a regional accent will vary inversely with one's level of education.
 

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Bible Belt, yeah, my accent is like your wife's. It's the only English accent I can tolerate, although if it becomes too Sloaney that is mildly annoying and horsey, but not that bad.

F*ck it, I'm going for it. I hope to understand most of what she says.
 

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Far from being unattractive, certain accents give uniqueness.

Odd pronunciations offer easy ribbing and can actually help you get over your unease with it.

But not really an issue for me personally. But Scottish is hot. Reminds meof my old school teacher who used to flash me her tits over my own desk.
 

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Yo'Mama said:
It's the WORST. xupc would you still smash if the girl was super hot?

Slasher, pic is on its way. Having connectivity issues
strong smash/10
 

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Update: I feel like a bit of a **** for my post earlier. I met her and she was cool, down to earth, funny (for a girl) and pleasant. She was clearly also smart. Her accent was very noticeable but oddly after about thirty minutes I stopped noticing it.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Yo'Mama said:
I have a date (off online) with a girl today who has one of the most amazing bodies I've seen (any non believers ask me and I'll pm you a pic). Her face is good too.

However, I just spoke to her on the phone for the first time and she has this strong Scouse (Liverpool) accent. I'm a Brit but don't speak English with any kind of regional accent.

I have to be honest, her accent puts me off massively. I don't know what the equivalent for posters from other countries on here.

Question (mostly to Brits who will understand exactly what I mean): would you ever not smash a girl because her accent was so annoying/unattractive?

Edit: I only find this with English girls. Girls from any other country speak English always sound good to me).
Ask her what side she comes down in the Merseyside Derby. If she's a Liverpool fan exit stage left as those lot are mental. If she's a toffee then you are good to go.

But in general stay away from those Scousers.
 

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Who gives a fvk?

Do you get along? Is she attractive and smart? Ok then get on with it.

I imagine this is the kind of dumb ish women worry about. If the chick speaks proper english and doesnt sound stupid, then her accent isnt going to bother me. Im not the biggest fan of ****ney accents...but I dont really care all that much. Merseyside accents like Scouse arent bad when compared to something like ****ney.
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Boston, New York, Baltimore, Jersey all hideous accents for women. Could do without Pittsburgh yinzer vibe also. Valley girl accent is hot, same with Southern.
Lol...whats funny is that in other regions of the USA, most folks see southern and especially valley accents as unintelligent sounding. Im not found of the valley accent. It does sound air-headed when I hear women with it.
 

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My wife's a brit and her accent, which is still quite thick despite living here for over half a decade now is so f'n sexy to me. she'll say **** like "backbreaker can you stop by the store and get some pepper for the stakes tonight" and i'll be all ready to smash and stuff.

I on't like irish accents it's a little too thick for my tastes. Being from the south I hate southern drawls. You can tell I'm from the south when I talk though, I'm not country country but I have that southern dialect.
 

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Yo'Mama said:
Update: I feel like a bit of a **** for my post earlier. I met her and she was cool, down to earth, funny (for a girl) and pleasant. She was clearly also smart. Her accent was very noticeable but oddly after about thirty minutes I stopped noticing it.
Glad to hear you had a good time. There is more to a girl then skin color or stupid accents. Personality and how she treats you are way more important. Obviously, how attractive she is as well.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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