"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Livinlifehard

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Ok i went to a good place that a lot of people recomended me that has had a bit of work done and older. they were very nice and informative... it was expensive compared to everyone elnce though. anyways i have a question... how long did it take peoples toungs to heal first... and second it says "no kissing or sexual stuff" for 4 weeks.... please tell me thats not true. anyways the plus side is i got hit on a bit more at the bar, i meet my mom up there and her friend started flirting with me lol, and so everyone elnce. anyways helpfull advice would be nice, thanks.

oh and what are some good and donts
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Skilla_Staz

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I got my tongue pierced on a Tuesday, on Thursday I was making out with this chick...It's all dependent upon the person. I'm guessing the reason they tell you 4 weeks is because it's still healing, and you're at a higher risk to give/get STDs with an open sore in your mouth.

Do. Follow the guidlines they give you
Don't eat spicy food or hot stuff right away.

The first couple days I drank a lot of water, cold as f*ck. Helped the swelling, so did Midol.


Also, my entire set up, the piercing and the barbell cost me like $41.40
 

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Chris Rock made a song back in 1999 I think, and it said, "if a girl has a pierced tongue.......she will probably suck your ****.....if a guy has a pierced tongue....he will probably suck your ****." I'm not saying this guy's gay, but it does seem like a girly thing. I do know a good number of women that says it feels good when a guy is going down on her though, so that's probably why he did it.
 

Skilla_Staz

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Hockey Playa said:
no offense, why the f.uck would u get a tongue piercing as a guy? i dont see that as being a DJ asset at all

Better ****oral stimulation, especially if you get a vibrating one. Also, many girls find it visually appealing. I've had a girl LICK my tongue, just to see what it felt like. I've had girls offer to "test it out" as well. THATS why I got my tongue pierced.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wanderer*

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Skilla_Staz said:
Better ****oral stimulation, especially if you get a vibrating one. Also, many girls find it visually appealing. I've had a girl LICK my tongue, just to see what it felt like. I've had girls offer to "test it out" as well. THATS why I got my tongue pierced.
You got your tongue pierced to lick some *****'s dirty vagina?
Theres some purpose in life. :up:
 

Skilla_Staz

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lol I only go for clean p*ssy man. you work your way down, if you can smell it, you work your way back up before you even get there..then you just bang her...

However, no smell, then its good to go. Chicks dig it, and if shes happy, you'll have 10x more fun lol
 

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Sometimes smelly poonani makes banging it to smelly to bang!
 
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