"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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A woman who actually knows what women REALLY want

Mr. Bond

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Every time this song comes on the radio, Sosuave pops up in my mind. It's not that good of a song, but it's refreshing to hear a girl who knows what she ACTUALLY wants. None of this "I want a nice guy" $hit.

In This Moment - Blood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UlFCzMsgFg

Lyrics:

I hate you for the sacrifices you made for me
I hate you for every time you ever bled for me
I hate you for the way you smile when you look at me
I hate you for never taking control of me
I hate you for always saving me from myself
I hate you for always choosing me and not someone else
I hate you for always pulling me back from the edge
I hate you for every kind word you ever said
I'll bleed you dry now

Blood blood blood
Pump mud through my veins
Shut your dirty, dirty mouth
I'm not that easy
Blood blood blood
Pump mud through my veins
I'm a dirty, dirty girl
I want it filthy

I love you for everything you ever took from me
I love the way you dominate and you violate me
I love you for every time you gave up on me
I love you for the way you look when you lie to me
I love you for never believing in what I say
I love you for never once giving me my way
I love you for never delivering me from pain
I love you for always driving me insane
I'll bleed you dry now

Blood blood blood
Pump mud through my veins
Shut your dirty, dirty mouth
I'm not that easy
Blood blood blood
Pump mud through my veins
I'm a dirty, dirty girl
I want it filthy

I hate you, I hate you
I'll bleed you dry now
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jesus, this is what you listen to on the radio?
 

Mr. Bond

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dap said:
Jesus, this is what you listen to on the radio?
The song comes up on the rock/metal station. Forget the song - it's $hit. The lyrics (written by a chick) are the only reason I posted it.
 
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