"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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escaleraroyal

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I just realized having a TV is very essential to get laid. So today I got a TV, I love it but it's not a flat one. Now that I have a TV I love it and I'm looking for to get a flat one.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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FairShake

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I dunno about that. To have a girlfriend maybe or even a regular fvckbuddy. But just getting laid? Nah. I can think of at least 20 things I'd rather do in my house with a woman than watch TV.

I personally think women dig my book collection.
 
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Chickfight

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escaleraroyal said:
I just realized having a TV is very essential to get laid. So today I got a TV, I love it but it's not a flat one. Now that I have a TV I love it and I'm looking for to get a flat one.
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Put this sh!t in the Dj bible. What a powerful contribution to the site.
 
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