"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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escaleraroyal

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I just realized having a TV is very essential to get laid. So today I got a TV, I love it but it's not a flat one. Now that I have a TV I love it and I'm looking for to get a flat one.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I dunno about that. To have a girlfriend maybe or even a regular fvckbuddy. But just getting laid? Nah. I can think of at least 20 things I'd rather do in my house with a woman than watch TV.

I personally think women dig my book collection.
 

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escaleraroyal said:
I just realized having a TV is very essential to get laid. So today I got a TV, I love it but it's not a flat one. Now that I have a TV I love it and I'm looking for to get a flat one.
Put this sh!t in the Dj bible. What a powerful contribution to the site.
 
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