"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A tip for the young guys to get great BJs

Jay Jay

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"I've never had a good BJ." I used to say that a bit.

Girls that know they are good at this will happily take up the challenge.

The first time I said that it was true.

"sooooo, you've never had a good bj?" a beautiful girl said to me later that night.

Every time I said that after was a lie. :eek:

Its not a seduction technique. It won't make a girl take the intiative, you will still have to get the ball rolling. But if the girl is somewhat talented they will get very excited about being the first girl to totally blow you(r mind).

It kind of loses its effecitveness somewhere in your early twenties and you just get funny looks.

JJ
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Lust

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Jay Jay said:
"I've never had a good BJ." I used to say that a bit.

Girls that know they are good at this will happily take up the challenge.

The first time I said that it was true.

"sooooo, you've never had a good bj?" a beautiful girl said to me later that night.

Every time I said that after was a lie. :eek:

Its not a seduction technique. It won't make a girl take the intiative, you will still have to get the ball rolling. But if the girl is somewhat talented they will get very excited about being the first girl to totally blow you(r mind).

It kind of loses its effecitveness somewhere in your early twenties and you just get funny looks.

JJ
Haha awesome, im 15.

I might try that sometime.
 

So pimp its scary

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lol... it's funny because that got me thinking of some of the crazy shyt that i've got away with saying to a girl in my bed...

"Hey, it's not gonna suck itself."
"Suck me off right now"
"By the time you finish giving me a Bj I'll have forgiven you."
etc
 

Tau

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Yeah, good tip. I've done the same thing (saying it truthfully and having the girls take up the challenge)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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