"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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a stripper gave me her numbers. Now what should I do?

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djtdot said:
You are a student and you have hundreds to blow on a stripper:crazy: . How?? Tell me!
my parents enjoy giving me money.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Espi said:
Your ignorance cracks me up, Mr. Belividere.
Nah, sorry guy, but I'm afraid it's your ignorance that's a laugh.

You're a teacher, wow..darn scary..but yet again, it doesn't take much of an intelligent person, with intelligent views to become one in the first place. That's why kids views are so distorted(aside from their parental influence/conditioning) and they turn out just as f*cked up as their Puritan-like, unintelligent, narrow-minded mentors with Matrix thinking.


Espi said:
There's no honor, and there's no dignity in stripping
Espi said:
but see, the difference between me and the the pitiful, wretched stripper
Say's the educated teacher.

Mr. Brains, a job is a job. As long as you are hardworking and don't do anything wrong to harm anyone on the job(be it physically, mentally, or emotionally), there is dignity in that job. You should never mock someone's profession.

What's the deal with many on this board hating strippers, and hating women in general who are sexually promiscous, typically referring to them over and over as "wh*res" and "sluts"? Besides, if women weren't promiscous, you'd all be pulling your f*ckin' hairs out. You should all be happy that women are promiscuous, cause if they weren't, we'd be f*cked. As much as women piss me the f*ck off with their bullsh*t games and attention seeking/validation, I have to say, I must defend them when it comes to stripping, escorting, or sleeping with multiple guys. Everyone who mocks chix with regards to these things is forgetting one important factor...women are human just like us men are. Leave 'em the f*ck be. If they aren't causing you or the world around them harm, then there isn't a problem.
 

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LOL

Let's all glorify $luts. Oh that god for those women that fvck a different guy every night. What would we be without them?

...probably STD free.

You should all be happy that women are promiscuous, cause if they weren't, we'd be f*cked
Actually, no we wouldn't :p
 

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BTW Cocaine is the sh!t.
Was that a typo? I'd say cocaine is shit.

It destroys mood-elevating neurotransmitter function permanently. Everyone I've known who was a "user" had serious depression issues.

Most of the strippers I've known are not coke-heads. As for other traits, I've not found any generalizations to hold true, except that a very high % smoke cigarettes; which is foolish, given the fact that they trade on their looks (of which smoking accelerates the decline). Same goes for models. Go figure. :rolleyes:

Many of the strippers I've known are very sensible, together people, and I enjoy hanging out with 'em.
 
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SinJester said:
Oh thank god for those women that fvck a different guy every night. What would we be without them?

...probably STD free.
Hah, comical. You're telling me you would pass up the opportunity to bang 3 different hot chix per week if you had the chance? I think not. So, if you would be sexually promiscous, why can't women? Us guys do it all the time.

And by the way just in case you didn't know, much of the time those STD's you're talking about, you know where they come from? Guys who sleep around a lot. So before you make your arguments, ya might wanna think...if you're even capable of it that is.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Bonhomme said:
Was that a typo? I'd say cocaine is shit.
It destroys mood-elevating neurotransmitter function permanently. Everyone I've known who was a "user" had serious depression issues.
It's a joke. I've had those very same issues because of chronic use, I know how bad it is. It destroys dopamine neurotransmitters (the reward chemical). Any drug that floods a certain chemical such as dopamine or steretonin will then make it much harder to raise those chemicals again after the intial flood.

As far as slvts go, How can you even get off with one? What have you accomplished? Your pounding the same sh!t every other guy has. Does that not make you feel sick?
 

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OK. A joke. Now that I can understand.

As for the demeaning commentary on sex-positive women, I personally find sex to be more about pleasure than "accomplishment."
 

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Yeah we all wish we slept with 3 different hot women every week, but in reality how many guys actually do this?

And did I ever say I respect guys who did? So your aking assumptions.

Sorry for not wanting my chick to have slept with 1837640 guys before I got with her.

And yeah your 100% scientifically correct... Only guys can transmit STDs... :s
 

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Burn the number.

Giving well paying customers their phone number is Stripping 101.

At this point, unless proven otherwise, all she sees you as is $$$$.
Spot on.
 

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I've always been very careful about safety, and have limits as to where I'll go if I have any sense a gal is or has been reckless. That's just basic sense.

Fact is, a lot of people who are fairly sexually active are the most scrupulous about safety. It's more about one's recklessness than level of activity (within reason, of course).

And joking aside, it is false to assume that a gal is reckless -- or even particularly active, as far as intercourse goes -- just because she's a stripper.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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luv2spwg said:
my parents enjoy giving me money.
I wish to have a parent to give me money to blow on strippers.... "Hey amoka, take this 500. When you get down to showgirlz down the street , make sure you touch their tiddy before giving them 100"
 
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