A Story I Wrote About Horrific Torture

[Hair stylist]

It relates to the struggle with women, read it all the way through and you will see the point at the end.

John bought a house that had not been occupied in 4 years. He wondered how he got such a low price on this beautiful house.

He was in the basement when he saw a crucifix. He touched it and a knife flew out of a dark corner and stuck into his ass cheek. He screamed and was transported to hell. He was strapped to a table by wicked demons and his balls were suspended and needles dug into them until they looked like a pincushion as he howled in agony. Whips his hit back and a flame started 6 inches below the tip of his needles **** and his **** tip roasted and he howled. "mother of god help me!" he screamed as his **** literally cooked.

Next he was beaten with rubber hoses and then nails were drived into his skull. Then he was thrown into molten lava and killed, and respawned in hell where needles immediatly flew into his **** and balls.

The moral is needles in the **** hurt.

 

[rain63]

Hm, i try not to judge others' fantasies but this seems a bit off-topic

 

[( . )( . )]

The moral is needles in the **** hurt.

The moral is life is short and I cant get that 55 seconds back.

BTW I hope you dont bring out that "tortured soul" emo sh!t when chicks come over?

 

[Phyzzle]

Welcome to the Internet.

I wouldn't read this link if I were you.

 

[Centaurion]

^ that story gave me a boner

 

[KarmaSutra]

Pretentious crap.

Eat half a dozen apples then sh!t a fruit salad. That's mildly entertaining at least.