"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A Story I Wrote About Horrific Torture

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It relates to the struggle with women, read it all the way through and you will see the point at the end.

John bought a house that had not been occupied in 4 years. He wondered how he got such a low price on this beautiful house.

He was in the basement when he saw a crucifix. He touched it and a knife flew out of a dark corner and stuck into his ass cheek. He screamed and was transported to hell. He was strapped to a table by wicked demons and his balls were suspended and needles dug into them until they looked like a pincushion as he howled in agony. Whips his hit back and a flame started 6 inches below the tip of his needles **** and his **** tip roasted and he howled. "mother of god help me!" he screamed as his **** literally cooked.

Next he was beaten with rubber hoses and then nails were drived into his skull. Then he was thrown into molten lava and killed, and respawned in hell where needles immediatly flew into his **** and balls.

The moral is needles in the **** hurt.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hm, i try not to judge others' fantasies but this seems a bit off-topic
 
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^ that story gave me a boner
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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