"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A So Suave Don Juan Coloring Book.

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Hey all.


Long time lurker. First time poster looking forward to contribute to the scintillating topics ya'll discuss and debate daily on the forums.

I wanted to contribute my own addition to the site of handing out DJ coloring books and crayola's for the sites members who live in a cartoon fantasyland and use the site as their personal coping diary.

Would distributing crayons be a good idea? Or would you not trust the users to eat them as a few seem to have eaten too much glue and or lead paint chips as tykes?

Discuss.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You’re a banned member, I’m sure if it. That ‘discuss’ part is really familiar, just can’t remember which knob kept using it...
 
AttackFormation

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They all come back. Granted without their crowns and capes, but they cant stay away.
 
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What’s the point to come back over and over? It’s odd
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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LARaiders85 said:
He was a semi normal poster who had some weird mental breakdown and got banned. Apparently has yet to be cured.
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I wish they'd let him stay, his quips and attacks on guru are some of the most hilariously witty stuff I've seen haha, NN is a gem. He's like a roasting comedian. A mental breakdown and a narcissist going at each other, it's always a show.
 
wifehunter

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WTF? Lolz!
 
zekko

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What would be in such a coloring book? Pictures of smug guys in blazers talking to sets in clubs while the women roll their eyes?
Lol.
 
taiyuu_otoko

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Maybe you should create a coloring book for second level copers who cope by coming to forums and insulting copers.

 
zekko

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The key component in the picture above is the empty bottle of alcohol on the ground.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LARaiders85 said:
The really weird thing is as 9Volt he did have some fantastic threads. It's so odd. I'd guess drug burnout situation.
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Wait, so NN was also 9Volt? Funny, he and I chatted in pm and he never told me that. And he used to pm me when he signed on a new screen name. I'm not saying you are wrong, just something 9Volt ever mentioned
 
sazc

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I will say, a couple of these last times it was actually tenacity, not NN, and I got that mod confirmed. Don't know about now tho.
 
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