"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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A Short Story

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I write fiction. It's one of my passions. I've never tried literary fiction ... yet. I've stuck to commercial fiction. I want to ENTERTAIN -- not critique the human condition right now.

So I thought I'd exhibit a little bit of my skill. I'm writing this here in the forum. I hope it amuses you. That was the tagline for my site: Short Stories For Your Amusement.

The Man With The Delicious C0ck

The henhouse was packed. Everyone was there, sitting around the table with wine. Jane. Tessa. Sandra. Angie. All of them. It got sexual fast, as usual...

"God, the d1ck on Chad!" exclaimed Jane, after jolting out of her reverie. "It tastes sooooooooooo fvckin' good!"

"I know, right!?" squealed Tessa, sitting bolt upright.

Sandra and Angie exchanged bewildered looks.

"It's like a delicacy," said Jane, licking her lips. "Fvck me!"

Tessa squeezed her arm. "YES! YES!"

Sandra screwed up her face. "Wait. You've both sucked his c0ck?"

They nodded in unison.

Angie piped in. "What does it taste like?"

"Cuisine!"

"Caviar!"

"Sushi!"

"CHOCOLATE!"

"BEST C0CK EVER!!!"

Angie started to giggle. "I wanna try! Can we get him on the phone? Put him on speaker."

Sandra started fidgeting. "Guys. Don't. Kay?"

Angie started bouncing up and down in her seat. "We CAN call him, can't we? You got his number, don't you?"

Jane and Tessa looked at each other.

"Should we?" asked Tessa.

Jane nodded her head vehemently. "Yes!" She pulled out her phone, made a few taps and it started ringing.

"Hello?"

"Chad!" chirped Jane. "Want a bl0wj0b? My friend -- she's hot by the way -- well, me and Tessa were talking about how good it tastes, and now she wants to try it. You in?"

"Fvck, dude!" snapped Chad. "Do you know what time it is?"

"I'll make it worth your while," chirped in Angie. "I promise. Girl scouts honor."

"I dunno," responded Chad. "Wendy already begged me to suck it tonight. You women! C0ck, c0ck, c0ck. That's ALL you think about."

"PLEASE!!!" wailed Angie. "I'M BETTER THAN HER!"

Sandra suddenly threw her head back and laughed chaotically. "You know what? What the hell? Count me in too!"

"Two of you?" asked Chad.

Sandra and Angie confirmed it.

Chad sighed in resignation. "Alright, come on down. Better be fvckin' amazing though!"
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I write fiction. It's one of my passions. I've never tried literary fiction ... yet. I've stuck to commercial fiction. I want to ENTERTAIN -- not critique the human condition right now.

So I thought I'd exhibit a little bit of my skill. I'm writing this here in the forum. I hope it amuses you. That was the tagline for my site: Short Stories For Your Amusement.

The Man With The Delicious C0ck

The henhouse was packed. Everyone was there, sitting around the table with wine. Jane. Tessa. Sandra. Angie. All of them. It got sexual fast, as usual...

"God, the d1ck on Chad!" exclaimed Jane, after jolting out of her reverie. "It tastes sooooooooooo fvckin' good!"

"I know, right!?" squealed Tessa, sitting bolt upright.

Sandra and Angie exchanged bewildered looks.

"It's like a delicacy," said Jane, licking her lips. "Fvck me!"

Tessa squeezed her arm. "YES! YES!"

Sandra screwed up her face. "Wait. You've both sucked his c0ck?"

They nodded in unison.

Angie piped in. "What does it taste like?"

"Cuisine!"

"Caviar!"

"Sushi!"

"CHOCOLATE!"

"BEST C0CK EVER!!!"

Angie started to giggle. "I wanna try! Can we get him on the phone? Put him on speaker."

Sandra started fidgeting. "Guys. Don't. Kay?"

Angie started bouncing up and down in her seat. "We CAN call him, can't we? You got his number, don't you?"

Jane and Tessa looked at each other.

"Should we?" asked Tessa.

Jane nodded her head vehemently. "Yes!" She pulled out her phone, made a few taps and it started ringing.

"Hello?"

"Chad!" chirped Jane. "Want a bl0wj0b? My friend -- she's hot by the way -- well, me and Tessa were talking about how good it tastes, and now she wants to try it. You in?"

"Fvck, dude!" snapped Chad. "Do you know what time it is?"

"I'll make it worth your while," chirped in Angie. "I promise. Girl scouts honor."

"I dunno," responded Chad. "Wendy already begged me to suck it tonight. You women! C0ck, c0ck, c0ck. That's ALL you think about."

"PLEASE!!!" wailed Angie. "I'M BETTER THAN HER!"

Sandra suddenly threw her head back and laughed chaotically. "You know what? What the hell? Count me in too!"

"Two of you?" asked Chad.

Sandra and Angie confirmed it.

Chad sighed in resignation. "Alright, come on down. Better be fvckin' amazing though!"
Interesting brother, I find watching a lot of movies and reading a lot of classic literary novels from the past as a good source of inspiration.
 
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