"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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A Short Story

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I write fiction. It's one of my passions. I've never tried literary fiction ... yet. I've stuck to commercial fiction. I want to ENTERTAIN -- not critique the human condition right now.

So I thought I'd exhibit a little bit of my skill. I'm writing this here in the forum. I hope it amuses you. That was the tagline for my site: Short Stories For Your Amusement.

The Man With The Delicious C0ck

The henhouse was packed. Everyone was there, sitting around the table with wine. Jane. Tessa. Sandra. Angie. All of them. It got sexual fast, as usual...

"God, the d1ck on Chad!" exclaimed Jane, after jolting out of her reverie. "It tastes sooooooooooo fvckin' good!"

"I know, right!?" squealed Tessa, sitting bolt upright.

Sandra and Angie exchanged bewildered looks.

"It's like a delicacy," said Jane, licking her lips. "Fvck me!"

Tessa squeezed her arm. "YES! YES!"

Sandra screwed up her face. "Wait. You've both sucked his c0ck?"

They nodded in unison.

Angie piped in. "What does it taste like?"

"Cuisine!"

"Caviar!"

"Sushi!"

"CHOCOLATE!"

"BEST C0CK EVER!!!"

Angie started to giggle. "I wanna try! Can we get him on the phone? Put him on speaker."

Sandra started fidgeting. "Guys. Don't. Kay?"

Angie started bouncing up and down in her seat. "We CAN call him, can't we? You got his number, don't you?"

Jane and Tessa looked at each other.

"Should we?" asked Tessa.

Jane nodded her head vehemently. "Yes!" She pulled out her phone, made a few taps and it started ringing.

"Hello?"

"Chad!" chirped Jane. "Want a bl0wj0b? My friend -- she's hot by the way -- well, me and Tessa were talking about how good it tastes, and now she wants to try it. You in?"

"Fvck, dude!" snapped Chad. "Do you know what time it is?"

"I'll make it worth your while," chirped in Angie. "I promise. Girl scouts honor."

"I dunno," responded Chad. "Wendy already begged me to suck it tonight. You women! C0ck, c0ck, c0ck. That's ALL you think about."

"PLEASE!!!" wailed Angie. "I'M BETTER THAN HER!"

Sandra suddenly threw her head back and laughed chaotically. "You know what? What the hell? Count me in too!"

"Two of you?" asked Chad.

Sandra and Angie confirmed it.

Chad sighed in resignation. "Alright, come on down. Better be fvckin' amazing though!"
 
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I write fiction. It's one of my passions. I've never tried literary fiction ... yet. I've stuck to commercial fiction. I want to ENTERTAIN -- not critique the human condition right now.

So I thought I'd exhibit a little bit of my skill. I'm writing this here in the forum. I hope it amuses you. That was the tagline for my site: Short Stories For Your Amusement.

The Man With The Delicious C0ck

The henhouse was packed. Everyone was there, sitting around the table with wine. Jane. Tessa. Sandra. Angie. All of them. It got sexual fast, as usual...

"God, the d1ck on Chad!" exclaimed Jane, after jolting out of her reverie. "It tastes sooooooooooo fvckin' good!"

"I know, right!?" squealed Tessa, sitting bolt upright.

Sandra and Angie exchanged bewildered looks.

"It's like a delicacy," said Jane, licking her lips. "Fvck me!"

Tessa squeezed her arm. "YES! YES!"

Sandra screwed up her face. "Wait. You've both sucked his c0ck?"

They nodded in unison.

Angie piped in. "What does it taste like?"

"Cuisine!"

"Caviar!"

"Sushi!"

"CHOCOLATE!"

"BEST C0CK EVER!!!"

Angie started to giggle. "I wanna try! Can we get him on the phone? Put him on speaker."

Sandra started fidgeting. "Guys. Don't. Kay?"

Angie started bouncing up and down in her seat. "We CAN call him, can't we? You got his number, don't you?"

Jane and Tessa looked at each other.

"Should we?" asked Tessa.

Jane nodded her head vehemently. "Yes!" She pulled out her phone, made a few taps and it started ringing.

"Hello?"

"Chad!" chirped Jane. "Want a bl0wj0b? My friend -- she's hot by the way -- well, me and Tessa were talking about how good it tastes, and now she wants to try it. You in?"

"Fvck, dude!" snapped Chad. "Do you know what time it is?"

"I'll make it worth your while," chirped in Angie. "I promise. Girl scouts honor."

"I dunno," responded Chad. "Wendy already begged me to suck it tonight. You women! C0ck, c0ck, c0ck. That's ALL you think about."

"PLEASE!!!" wailed Angie. "I'M BETTER THAN HER!"

Sandra suddenly threw her head back and laughed chaotically. "You know what? What the hell? Count me in too!"

"Two of you?" asked Chad.

Sandra and Angie confirmed it.

Chad sighed in resignation. "Alright, come on down. Better be fvckin' amazing though!"
Interesting brother, I find watching a lot of movies and reading a lot of classic literary novels from the past as a good source of inspiration.
 
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