"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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A Rewarding Experiment

RedKnight04

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My ex has been calling my phone because she's back in town. We had a short relationship for about 2 months because she moved. I had a couple dates this weekend but I just felt like ****ing around with her again. We are somewhat friends ok!? So don't call me a slut.

Anyways, the craziest thing ended up happening.

You see a couple of days ago I went to get a coloring book because I was bored and don't draw good. But I felt like coloring. I'm not gay so don't say that.

So I saw these things called "Fuzzy Posters." They are artwork that with fuzzy fabric. Weird stuff. It is like another "color-it" yourself item just on a poster.

They had all different shapes and drawings on them but I came across a BEAUTIFUL picture of the ocean with dolphins jumping out and all the little creatures at the bottom. There were some unicorns and flowers on some of the other ones but remember I am not trying to pick up guys. They had another one with little care bears but I got the most -SENSITIVE MANLY- lookin' one. If that word is possible.

So I picked that one up and jet'ed. Got home and spent a few minutes coloring it and then I decided a little experiment would be cool with this new item I found.

My ex calls me. I pick up and tell her I am leaving school and I'll be home soon.

She asks if she can come over so I told her only if she was on her best behavior.

So she is on her way, and I saw the picture that I colored like a schoolboy and thought it was time for my experiment.

I grabbed it (not my *ick) and put it on the side of my room with a few markers lieing around. Just barely enough for it to be visible. Not in my closet. Not behind my bed. I rested it against the side of my dresser near the door.

She tells me something boring so I do my ****y and Funny (have you seen the manual?). And we wind up in my room.

What do you think she saw first?

Now at this point we hadn't kissed...We hadn't touched...Ok Ok, maybe some kino....We really didn't do much so you get the picture. So she sees the art against the dresser and says "What is this?". So I acted as though I didn't hear her ask. I said "Thats just my bicep, don't worry it isn't so usually this manly." So she said "Shut up" and asked again. "Did you do this? Your so crazy."

After this things get a little R-rated. Before this when we would have sex, I would always have to start. SHE started everything which I couldn't explain.

Now I don't know if it was the picture that showed my sensitive side. The ****iness, the funniess or what!

Has anyone had previous success with coloring books, coloring posters or something along that line?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"What is this?". So I acted as though I didn't hear her ask. I said "Thats just my bicep, don't worry it isn't so usually this manly."
lol


pretty funny that it was a colouring book
i'd say it's your creative side that's bringing out the attraction; other than that, maybe she had a thing for schoolboys who liked colouring in:p
 

RedKnight04

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Yeah I still don't know to this very minute.

I am trying to fight oneitis for this bytch so I am trying to cruise this site again and read some of the bible for the 3000th time. I hate oneitis. It has screwed me so many times to finally learn its not even funny.
 

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Originally posted by RedKnight04
"Did you do this? Your so crazy." After this things get a little R-rated. Before this when we would have sex, I would always have to start. SHE started everything which I couldn't explain.
LOL

So, what you are saying is buying and coloring one of those fuzzy felt coloring pictures with a beach scene and unicorns got you laid?

Figures, chicks are illogical like that.....
 

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You have one dumb girl who can't tell a color-it from a painting :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i just smoked so im pretty comatose right now... cant decide wheter this thread would make sense if i wasn't high...

oh well...

sounds cool man, pretty colors, childish impulses....lalala girls just wanna have fu-uuuun... yah girls just wanna have fun:D

peace~

-J
 

RedKnight04

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hahahahah

When she started to rape me I thought she was high. But hey, I am going to buy a hundred of those damn pictures if I find out it was that and color all day everyday like a little boy if thats all it takes!
 
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