RedKnight04
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My ex has been calling my phone because she's back in town. We had a short relationship for about 2 months because she moved. I had a couple dates this weekend but I just felt like ****ing around with her again. We are somewhat friends ok!? So don't call me a slut.
Anyways, the craziest thing ended up happening.
You see a couple of days ago I went to get a coloring book because I was bored and don't draw good. But I felt like coloring. I'm not gay so don't say that.
So I saw these things called "Fuzzy Posters." They are artwork that with fuzzy fabric. Weird stuff. It is like another "color-it" yourself item just on a poster.
They had all different shapes and drawings on them but I came across a BEAUTIFUL picture of the ocean with dolphins jumping out and all the little creatures at the bottom. There were some unicorns and flowers on some of the other ones but remember I am not trying to pick up guys. They had another one with little care bears but I got the most -SENSITIVE MANLY- lookin' one. If that word is possible.
So I picked that one up and jet'ed. Got home and spent a few minutes coloring it and then I decided a little experiment would be cool with this new item I found.
My ex calls me. I pick up and tell her I am leaving school and I'll be home soon.
She asks if she can come over so I told her only if she was on her best behavior.
So she is on her way, and I saw the picture that I colored like a schoolboy and thought it was time for my experiment.
I grabbed it (not my *ick) and put it on the side of my room with a few markers lieing around. Just barely enough for it to be visible. Not in my closet. Not behind my bed. I rested it against the side of my dresser near the door.
She tells me something boring so I do my ****y and Funny (have you seen the manual?). And we wind up in my room.
What do you think she saw first?
Now at this point we hadn't kissed...We hadn't touched...Ok Ok, maybe some kino....We really didn't do much so you get the picture. So she sees the art against the dresser and says "What is this?". So I acted as though I didn't hear her ask. I said "Thats just my bicep, don't worry it isn't so usually this manly." So she said "Shut up" and asked again. "Did you do this? Your so crazy."
After this things get a little R-rated. Before this when we would have sex, I would always have to start. SHE started everything which I couldn't explain.
Now I don't know if it was the picture that showed my sensitive side. The ****iness, the funniess or what!
Has anyone had previous success with coloring books, coloring posters or something along that line?
Anyways, the craziest thing ended up happening.
You see a couple of days ago I went to get a coloring book because I was bored and don't draw good. But I felt like coloring. I'm not gay so don't say that.
So I saw these things called "Fuzzy Posters." They are artwork that with fuzzy fabric. Weird stuff. It is like another "color-it" yourself item just on a poster.
They had all different shapes and drawings on them but I came across a BEAUTIFUL picture of the ocean with dolphins jumping out and all the little creatures at the bottom. There were some unicorns and flowers on some of the other ones but remember I am not trying to pick up guys. They had another one with little care bears but I got the most -SENSITIVE MANLY- lookin' one. If that word is possible.
So I picked that one up and jet'ed. Got home and spent a few minutes coloring it and then I decided a little experiment would be cool with this new item I found.
My ex calls me. I pick up and tell her I am leaving school and I'll be home soon.
She asks if she can come over so I told her only if she was on her best behavior.
So she is on her way, and I saw the picture that I colored like a schoolboy and thought it was time for my experiment.
I grabbed it (not my *ick) and put it on the side of my room with a few markers lieing around. Just barely enough for it to be visible. Not in my closet. Not behind my bed. I rested it against the side of my dresser near the door.
She tells me something boring so I do my ****y and Funny (have you seen the manual?). And we wind up in my room.
What do you think she saw first?
Now at this point we hadn't kissed...We hadn't touched...Ok Ok, maybe some kino....We really didn't do much so you get the picture. So she sees the art against the dresser and says "What is this?". So I acted as though I didn't hear her ask. I said "Thats just my bicep, don't worry it isn't so usually this manly." So she said "Shut up" and asked again. "Did you do this? Your so crazy."
After this things get a little R-rated. Before this when we would have sex, I would always have to start. SHE started everything which I couldn't explain.
Now I don't know if it was the picture that showed my sensitive side. The ****iness, the funniess or what!
Has anyone had previous success with coloring books, coloring posters or something along that line?
