Now that's funny
Gimple??
Mulva???Teflon_Mcgee said:"it rhymes with a female body part"
Gimple??
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Mulva???Teflon_Mcgee said:"it rhymes with a female body part"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
If one of those was the girl's name, I'd just end it. How nasty would it be to say her name during sex, or like, "I love you Mulva!". Eww, no thanks. I can find another girl, with a decent name.blueblue said:Mulva???
Gimple??
lol thats the one I use.Kev07 said:I usually say "how do you spell your name?" when i take out my cell phone after getting her #.
too bad sometimes it's something simple like kate :wiggle:
.....what?benjiprice said:Yeah, you don't really need to know ppl's names. I have a bunch of friends whose names I don't even know![]()
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.