"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A Quick Tip To Remember Her Name If You Forgot

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ace of Flames

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blueblue said:
Mulva???

Gimple??
If one of those was the girl's name, I'd just end it. How nasty would it be to say her name during sex, or like, "I love you Mulva!". Eww, no thanks. I can find another girl, with a decent name.
 

killbill

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Kev07 said:
I usually say "how do you spell your name?" when i take out my cell phone after getting her #.

too bad sometimes it's something simple like kate :wiggle:
lol thats the one I use.

But dude thats also a good way .:up:
 

Bonez

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Field tested... not field approved

I pulled this two nights ago and she said "I knew you were going to forget"
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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bman

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i wait for one of her friends to call her by her name.
 

bfl

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i think somebody said it in here but when i forget their name right after they tell me i say" how do you spell out name" and your ass better be paying attention when she is spelling it and remember it lol
 

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lol. i asked how do you spell your name once as i'm putting the number into the cell.

It turned out to be 'jenny'. wierd huh.

recovered with: i meant your last name.
 
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