a problem.... a question actually

[UnexpectedTeen]

first, some background
i have this platonic female friend (lets call her jill) askin me out, agreeing about me wantin to meet her boy. so iwas like cool, got another wing tat i could hang with. we went to a "secret" (less known cafe) to chat. and found out tat the boy was some what of a natural dj himself. and in the mist of de chat, a girl came from me behind and sat down beside me(5at 1st but gave her 7after the chat) tat girl was a friend of jill who happens to walk by(yeah rite like she would walk into a secluded area herself).
ne way, talk about havin female friends around u, tat was way too cool.

some weeks passed, jill's boy asked me out one day for some advice.

his prob.... failin jill's test
the question jill asked:
If one day both your mom and i fell into the water who would u save 1st?

he answered: my mom
jill was like pi$sed face, i was like wat the heck, i would save me mom too!!!

you guys have ne solutions tat have more tact in handling tis question? i think answerin saving either of the two is bound to fail tis test

 

[jonny football hero]

Look her in the eyes.

"wait till it happens" - with a seductive smile.

she'll think you're gonna save her, but you know you're gonna save your mum.

 

[AFK Protector]

here's my cynical self again...ahem:

her: would you save me or your mom?

me: you because i know my mom can swim and you're like a rock.

her: what?!?!

me: don't worry, i'll let go if you're too difficult.

her:

me:

I always keep stuff humorous so she never knows whether I'm kidding or not. MWAHAHAHAHA.

 

[Symmetrical Perfection]

Originally posted by jonny football hero
Look her in the eyes.

"wait till it happens" - with a seductive smile.

she'll think you're gonna save her, but you know you're gonna save your mum.

I think that would be absolutely the best way to handle the situation. But any girl who wants to freak out if you said you would save your mom first is taking this hypothetical situation way to serious.

 

[Veloso]

I know this sounds AFC-ish but I've been using this answer everytime and it worked for me.

"I'll save my mom first, then I'll jump into the water and die with you"

 

[mrsoy]

Originally posted by Veloso
I know this sounds AFC-ish but I've been using this answer everytime and it worked for me.

"I'll save my mom first, then I'll jump into the water and die with you"

haha oooo thats rough

i guess girls would find that as a sweet thing to say buuut..why bother dieing?

 

[Cheatz]

Originally posted by AFK Protector
here's my cynical self again...ahem:

her: would you save me or your mom?

me: you because i know my mom can swim and you're like a rock.

her: what?!?!

me: don't worry, i'll let go if you're too difficult.

her:

me:

I always keep stuff humorous so she never knows whether I'm kidding or not. MWAHAHAHAHA.

I like this one the best