"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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a nice prank

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I've just beena a victom of a prnak. I went down to the machine shop bathroom to take a dump. Somebody put tacko sauce pauches underneath the seat, so when i seat down, it all went all over my pants.

nice ehhh???

What they warn't expecting was pulling a prnank on a guy that can get them fired.

If it stains, i'm gonna trow it on the owners desk and tell him to buy me anew pants......and he can deal with the mother fvckers.


I'm a little pissed, can't you tell.:box:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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:rockon: hahahaha

Im going to play a prank on my old manager on Super Bowl Sunday. I plan on renting a van and putting a publishers clearing hous decal on it, and pop up to his house with a camera and a big azz check and make him think that he's won a shyt load of money. I really want him to quit his job and to be heart broken when he attempts to cash the check.:rockon:
 
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SELF-MASTERY said:
:rockon: hahahaha

Im going to play a prank on my old manager on Super Bowl Sunday. I plan on renting a van and putting a publishers clearing hous decal on it, and pop up to his house with a camera and a big azz check and make him think that he's won a shyt load of money. I really want him to quit his job and to be heart broken when he attempts to cash the check.:rockon:
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:crackup: You heartless jerk! Thats funny as hell.
 
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