"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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a nice prank

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I've just beena a victom of a prnak. I went down to the machine shop bathroom to take a dump. Somebody put tacko sauce pauches underneath the seat, so when i seat down, it all went all over my pants.

nice ehhh???

What they warn't expecting was pulling a prnank on a guy that can get them fired.

If it stains, i'm gonna trow it on the owners desk and tell him to buy me anew pants......and he can deal with the mother fvckers.


I'm a little pissed, can't you tell.:box:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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:rockon: hahahaha

Im going to play a prank on my old manager on Super Bowl Sunday. I plan on renting a van and putting a publishers clearing hous decal on it, and pop up to his house with a camera and a big azz check and make him think that he's won a shyt load of money. I really want him to quit his job and to be heart broken when he attempts to cash the check.:rockon:
 
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SELF-MASTERY said:
:rockon: hahahaha

Im going to play a prank on my old manager on Super Bowl Sunday. I plan on renting a van and putting a publishers clearing hous decal on it, and pop up to his house with a camera and a big azz check and make him think that he's won a shyt load of money. I really want him to quit his job and to be heart broken when he attempts to cash the check.:rockon:
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:crackup: You heartless jerk! Thats funny as hell.
 
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