"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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reyalp

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go for it!



i had to struggle to keep a straight face during a C&F line today

i was talking to this HB in the cingular store about food, se said something about this local gas station that has the BEST fried chicken (and she's right). the place is called Brother's

her: but i don't like going to brothers, there's always these huge old men in there who stare at me like they want to eat me
me: *i look her up and down real quick* well that wouldn't be a very big meal
her: *giggles* rump roast!
me: *i leaned back and looked at her butt* not a very big rump roast......just a single serving!
*she hit me in the arm, and man she was laughing so hard her eyes were watering



i wish i could have recorded it, i really laid down the C&F. i swapped #s with her and slapped her butt when i walked off, turned my head back and said "i was right! single serving!"

she called me before i made it to my pickup!
 

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Hey, in case you haven't noticed there is a search button at the top right hand corner of your screen.

Click on it.

Type in: "examples AND ****y AND funny"

Go to the search options (right below) and click Search Titles.

indy - EXAMPLES OF ****Y + FUNNY




Conclusion:

DAFS




By the way that "****y and Funny" Thread is in 'The DJ Bible'.

We suggest checking out The DJ Forum before posting.
 
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