"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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go for it!



i had to struggle to keep a straight face during a C&F line today

i was talking to this HB in the cingular store about food, se said something about this local gas station that has the BEST fried chicken (and she's right). the place is called Brother's

her: but i don't like going to brothers, there's always these huge old men in there who stare at me like they want to eat me
me: *i look her up and down real quick* well that wouldn't be a very big meal
her: *giggles* rump roast!
me: *i leaned back and looked at her butt* not a very big rump roast......just a single serving!
*she hit me in the arm, and man she was laughing so hard her eyes were watering



i wish i could have recorded it, i really laid down the C&F. i swapped #s with her and slapped her butt when i walked off, turned my head back and said "i was right! single serving!"

she called me before i made it to my pickup!
 
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Hey, in case you haven't noticed there is a search button at the top right hand corner of your screen.

Click on it.

Type in: "examples AND ****y AND funny"

Go to the search options (right below) and click Search Titles.

indy - EXAMPLES OF ****Y + FUNNY




Conclusion:

DAFS




By the way that "****y and Funny" Thread is in 'The DJ Bible'.

We suggest checking out The DJ Forum before posting.
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