"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

reyalp

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go for it!



i had to struggle to keep a straight face during a C&F line today

i was talking to this HB in the cingular store about food, se said something about this local gas station that has the BEST fried chicken (and she's right). the place is called Brother's

her: but i don't like going to brothers, there's always these huge old men in there who stare at me like they want to eat me
me: *i look her up and down real quick* well that wouldn't be a very big meal
her: *giggles* rump roast!
me: *i leaned back and looked at her butt* not a very big rump roast......just a single serving!
*she hit me in the arm, and man she was laughing so hard her eyes were watering



i wish i could have recorded it, i really laid down the C&F. i swapped #s with her and slapped her butt when i walked off, turned my head back and said "i was right! single serving!"

she called me before i made it to my pickup!
 

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Hey, in case you haven't noticed there is a search button at the top right hand corner of your screen.

Click on it.

Type in: "examples AND ****y AND funny"

Go to the search options (right below) and click Search Titles.

indy - EXAMPLES OF ****Y + FUNNY




Conclusion:

DAFS




By the way that "****y and Funny" Thread is in 'The DJ Bible'.

We suggest checking out The DJ Forum before posting.
 
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