Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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a new low for AFCs on planet earth, with pictures included

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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MrS

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Just link to fleshlight.com
That **** has been around for ever.
What about that living breathing sex toy? needing you to pour 1 litre of water on it to survive..
 

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I'd buy a fleshlight, it looks awesome, but I can't let myself stoop to that level.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Five essentials from The fleshlight's Legend's Gym

You have put in the hours. You have learned the skills. Wu Hisen's 81 is not a problem. The million dollar spot is as familiar as a ten spot. You are ready for the game. Here are five essentials to remember when performing under pressure:

1 CONTROL YOUR MIND
It is said that it is the thought of ejaculation that brings one to it. The moment you tell yourself "oh no, I'm about to ***," it's already too late. So when you are making love, master your mind. Try not to allow negative thoughts to creep in.

2 STAY COOL
Heat and fatigue are the next biggest factors in expediting your climax. Try and stay cool, and if a position becomes too physically demanding, switch it up! One advanced technique for cooling your body is to breathe through your mouth with your tongue curled into slight U shape. Try it now. Feel how much cooler the air seems?

3 BREATHE
Its great to be passionate, but nothing brings you closer to the edge faster than heavy breathing or grunting. The Tantric Masters who are mentioned quite a bit throughout this manual expound on the value of controlling your breath. Practice deep breaths through your nose and settle into a calm, controlled rhythm. Make sure to pay attention to each breath as it flows in and out of your lungs, nourishing you with cool oxygen, and expelling the hot carbon dioxide.

4 ACT AS IF
No matter who you are, it never hurts to adopt the mantra of 'as if'. If you act like a legend, it will help you to perform like one. Confidence is the biggest aphrodisiac of them all, even if you aren't naturally that confident. You might be surprised how quickly what was once an act becomes real, genuine confidence.

5 BE GOOD TO YOURSELF
If you put in a sub par performance, shake it off. You are not less of a man or a failure, you just had a bad outing. Even Legends have their poor performances, it isn't a big deal. Remember, sex is supposed to be fun. Keep your sense of humor. Stay positive, be good to yourself, and don't worry about it. Odds are that your lover cares a lot less than you do. And if she acts overly upset or angry, she is either completely self-absorbed or intentionally manipulative, both are good reasons to find another lover!



Our work is done here! It is now up to you to put in the time and dedication. You have the potential to be a legend, now is your chance to accept your legacy. Enjoy the journey!
 

manbearpig

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Errr.. whats the problem? I don't get it. Its just a little bit more involved way of wacking it. Chicks buy dildos. *shrugs*
 

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Actually , it makes a lot of sense. When youre normally shellacking the sheckel you get the sensation from your hand and from your schmuckle , whereas with one of these puppies you only get one sensation (on your John Thomas).

Also it would stop you from grabbing your kielbasa too tightly (which can be unhealthy and desensitise you when you go to stick it in some girls kiester for real).

If I see one in Hoes-r-us while I'm shopping for Alicia Klass videos I might even buy one.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'd take one but couldn't justify that much money on a rubber vagina.
 
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