"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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MrS

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Just link to fleshlight.com
That **** has been around for ever.
What about that living breathing sex toy? needing you to pour 1 litre of water on it to survive..
 

Wiesman44

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I'd buy a fleshlight, it looks awesome, but I can't let myself stoop to that level.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Five essentials from The fleshlight's Legend's Gym

You have put in the hours. You have learned the skills. Wu Hisen's 81 is not a problem. The million dollar spot is as familiar as a ten spot. You are ready for the game. Here are five essentials to remember when performing under pressure:

1 CONTROL YOUR MIND
It is said that it is the thought of ejaculation that brings one to it. The moment you tell yourself "oh no, I'm about to ***," it's already too late. So when you are making love, master your mind. Try not to allow negative thoughts to creep in.

2 STAY COOL
Heat and fatigue are the next biggest factors in expediting your climax. Try and stay cool, and if a position becomes too physically demanding, switch it up! One advanced technique for cooling your body is to breathe through your mouth with your tongue curled into slight U shape. Try it now. Feel how much cooler the air seems?

3 BREATHE
Its great to be passionate, but nothing brings you closer to the edge faster than heavy breathing or grunting. The Tantric Masters who are mentioned quite a bit throughout this manual expound on the value of controlling your breath. Practice deep breaths through your nose and settle into a calm, controlled rhythm. Make sure to pay attention to each breath as it flows in and out of your lungs, nourishing you with cool oxygen, and expelling the hot carbon dioxide.

4 ACT AS IF
No matter who you are, it never hurts to adopt the mantra of 'as if'. If you act like a legend, it will help you to perform like one. Confidence is the biggest aphrodisiac of them all, even if you aren't naturally that confident. You might be surprised how quickly what was once an act becomes real, genuine confidence.

5 BE GOOD TO YOURSELF
If you put in a sub par performance, shake it off. You are not less of a man or a failure, you just had a bad outing. Even Legends have their poor performances, it isn't a big deal. Remember, sex is supposed to be fun. Keep your sense of humor. Stay positive, be good to yourself, and don't worry about it. Odds are that your lover cares a lot less than you do. And if she acts overly upset or angry, she is either completely self-absorbed or intentionally manipulative, both are good reasons to find another lover!



Our work is done here! It is now up to you to put in the time and dedication. You have the potential to be a legend, now is your chance to accept your legacy. Enjoy the journey!
 

manbearpig

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Errr.. whats the problem? I don't get it. Its just a little bit more involved way of wacking it. Chicks buy dildos. *shrugs*
 

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Actually , it makes a lot of sense. When youre normally shellacking the sheckel you get the sensation from your hand and from your schmuckle , whereas with one of these puppies you only get one sensation (on your John Thomas).

Also it would stop you from grabbing your kielbasa too tightly (which can be unhealthy and desensitise you when you go to stick it in some girls kiester for real).

If I see one in Hoes-r-us while I'm shopping for Alicia Klass videos I might even buy one.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I'd take one but couldn't justify that much money on a rubber vagina.
 
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