"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Von Neuen
Fatuous pedants agglomerate abstruse vocabularies merely to obfuscate meaning.
:D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Von Neuen
Fatuous pedants agglomerate abstruse vocabularies merely to obfuscate meaning.
hahahahaha

Back to the original post, it's a good idea, although not a new one. If your target is for some reason inaccessible, then you can open one of her friends. But, I would NOT reccomend closing the entire group.

Think about it. The whole point of the contact close is to show that she is interested in you. The number itself is meaningless. After all, you could just look it up in the phone book. It's the fact that she wants you to call which is important.

If you get #s from the entire group, then she won't know what your intentions are, and she'll give you her number even if she doesn't want you to call, leading to an even higher flake rate than normal with numbers. Also, this comes off as underhanded and weak, not the impression you want to convey.

-Dan
 
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