"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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A Must Read for those Bored at Work

Wiesman44

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So I'm really bored at work right now. Supposed to be studying for my Series 63 exam, but I'm not in the mood so i figure I'll go on here and bs.

Was pondering life and I came to this realization:

I am 10x better than anybody in this forum at POOPING. Yep, thats right, I'm king of the crapper on the Sosuave forums. Anyone who challenges me to a pooping contest will definitely be out-pooped


Hope I did a great job of making an a$$ out of myself so now any advice I give will be regarded completely as BS

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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My ex-gf's friend who graduated from Harvard almost failed his 63. He got a 70% on the nose.

There is a pattern to the questions. Use these answers as defaults when you have to guess.

Is it ok for the broker to do ___? no

May the gov't do ___? yes

What is the punishment for ____? the worst one
 

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well, i only passed the series 6, b/c i wont be dealing with stocks yet. So i figure why bother with the 7. But everybody keeps telling me how painful it is (6 hour test). I figure in the next 2 years i'll take my 7 so I can get my CFP
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I applied to Ameriprise. My one complaint I heard of is that they try to make u push their house mutual fund on all the customers. Their interview process was very crude also. They threw a bunch of us in a room, taught us about the company, and then made us take a test in English and Math, which about 90% of the dumba$$es failed.

Im happy for who Im working for now.
 
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