"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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A Must Read for those Bored at Work

Wiesman44

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So I'm really bored at work right now. Supposed to be studying for my Series 63 exam, but I'm not in the mood so i figure I'll go on here and bs.

Was pondering life and I came to this realization:

I am 10x better than anybody in this forum at POOPING. Yep, thats right, I'm king of the crapper on the Sosuave forums. Anyone who challenges me to a pooping contest will definitely be out-pooped


Hope I did a great job of making an a$$ out of myself so now any advice I give will be regarded completely as BS

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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My ex-gf's friend who graduated from Harvard almost failed his 63. He got a 70% on the nose.

There is a pattern to the questions. Use these answers as defaults when you have to guess.

Is it ok for the broker to do ___? no

May the gov't do ___? yes

What is the punishment for ____? the worst one
 

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well, i only passed the series 6, b/c i wont be dealing with stocks yet. So i figure why bother with the 7. But everybody keeps telling me how painful it is (6 hour test). I figure in the next 2 years i'll take my 7 so I can get my CFP
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I applied to Ameriprise. My one complaint I heard of is that they try to make u push their house mutual fund on all the customers. Their interview process was very crude also. They threw a bunch of us in a room, taught us about the company, and then made us take a test in English and Math, which about 90% of the dumba$$es failed.

Im happy for who Im working for now.
 
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