"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A lot of wet dreams = high testosterone?

Voice

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These wet dreams are getting me pissed off. First of all I'm tired of waking up with my boxers all drenched in jizz and I have a roommate so its not like I can just get up and change. Seriously there are weeks when I get like 4 wet dreams.

I'm wondering if these could be from lifting. Every time I start up again or increase weight/reps I tend to get these wet dreams. So could it be that the increase of testosterone caused by the lifting has made me have so many dam wet dreams?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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How often do you masturbate? It is possible that the wet dreams are caused from working out but if you are abstaining and working out that possibility is higher.
 

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Voice said:
First of all I'm tired of waking up with my boxers all drenched in jizz
Haha, I can attest to this
 

Voice

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This may sound weird but I really have no opportunities to jerk off with 3 other roommates and all the schoolwork and other stuff I got to do. The only time I do is when I go home for the weekend every 3 weeks.
 

Pie in the Sky

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Well this looks pretty cut and dry. You are having wet dreams because you are not masturbating or having sex on a regular basis. You have to bust a nut on a regular basis whether it be voluntary or involuntarily.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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shaunuk

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Yeah, it's because you're not ejaculating. You say you don't have opportunities to masturbate so this is an ideal time to go find some bird you can fvck on a regular basis = problem solved
 

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I masturbate a couple times a week but still have sexual dreams (not wet, but still having sex or heavy make-out, groping) a few times a week, usually involving celebrity women or hot women.
 

ENIGMA16

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Jerk off on the toilet. Aim down. Flush. Problem solved.
 

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Voice said:
This may sound weird but I really have no opportunities to jerk off with 3 other roommates and all the schoolwork and other stuff I got to do. The only time I do is when I go home for the weekend every 3 weeks.

WTF do you stand in the middle of your house and wank or some sh1t?

Try pulling it in the toilet or shower. It really isn't that hard.
 

Da Realist

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You're 19 and have a lot of testosterone. You just need to find a woman to plow on a regular basis.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I always thought that wet dreams equaled more test.,I still believe it does. I've always found whenever I've gained the most in the gym was when I'd have these wet dreams non-stop.
 

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Da Realist said:
You're 19 and have a lot of testosterone. You just need to find a woman to plow on a regular basis.
Yup. Wet dreams are an involuntary release.

I stopped having wet dreams around 25. I might get one a year now. Once you're banging you prob wont get them anymore.
 

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I've never had one. You are a filthy little boy and should be ashamed.
 

shaunuk

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Haha, I've honestly never had a wet dream, cause I was beating the meat by time I was 10. Seriously.
 
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