A little problem...

[Cogent Ops.]

So my ex-girlfriend is a *****. I don't know how i actually went out with her for a month. Everyone warned me she. People actually laughed when I told them I was going out with her. They said I was waaaay too good for her. I didn't care. I liked her for some reason. Now I see what everybody meant.

We didn't break up on bad terms. She said she hoped we could be friends. Now she is going around talking **** about me. She is telling people I am a bad kisser, which was true while going out with her. I am kind of inexperienced and I didn't know I was doing anything wrong. She was a bad girlfriend for not mentioning it, and now shes a ***** for telling everyone about it. Since her, a one-night fling told me what I was doing wrong, and now I do fine.

Not only is she telling people this, but she told my new girl, and she also said some other **** about me.

I don't know what to do here. If I try to talk to my ex and ask her to stop talking about me, I am sure that by the end of the conversation I would be yelling and calling her a stupid *****. Shes that bad.

So my real question is, who knows a good asassin?

 

[Jester]

A dj wouldnt care.

 

[Jerky Boi]

Unless the rumors she's spreading about you are hurting your reputation and unless people start to believe them, I really wouldn't worry about it. I've been in a similar situation before and after a few weeks of just not caring, it finally faded away. She'll give up sooner or later.

 

[JSH]

Don't give a monkey. But if someone asks you how she was at something, then say something like a gentlman never tells but left it unsaid that she was ****. Never explicitly backstab.

Plusit provides some good oppportunities, i used it before, this girl said **** like that, then some girl asked me and i offered her a chance to test the truth and it worked, i got her.

 

[California Love]

Let her ferment. For yourself and your status, play it off cool and really act like you don't care. If you let it get to you, people will believe her gossip and may even think lesser of you. Maintain your composure and flash a smile at her every time you happen to meet.