"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A little bit of randomness...(completely pointless thread)

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I was looking through my call logs on my cell phone, and I noticed, most of the calls are very short. Whether they're incoming or outgoing, half of them are less than 30 seconds, and majority of them are less than 5 minutes. There is one single conversation that I'd consider "long" and it was 45 minutes with a close friend of mine, female of course.

I just found that interesting...


One incoming call lasted three seconds...I think I remember it clearly...

Girl calls...
I don't want to talk to her...
I answer, "at work"
I hangup...

Oh how lovely it is when you flip out on somebody, and they beg for forgiveness...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Fascinating.

This was random. Huh. How 'bout that...
 
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I seriously think about moving out from this poor country. Is it easy to find a job in Omaha Nebraska?
 
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^^^ NO.

It's easier to find a rich man in your poor country. :trouble:
 
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I'm a total cheapskate when it comes to phones, most of my calls last less than 10 seconds. Enough time to say "Hey dude we're at this place, meet us in 5 minutes", and get a reply "sure" or "nah can't make it".

However my friend is even cheaper, he would call you, let the phone ring once, then hang up, knowing you will call back. Hah!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I haven unlimited minutes, so i'm not worried. I just don't like talking on the phone for a long time...



As for finding a job, it's not that hard. Theres plenty of places where you can find part/full time jobs. Now, if you want one that pays good money, and that'll get you 'rich"... that might be another story.
 
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