"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Lifeforce

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I was home and drinking a little ouzo from my bottle. Pretty bored, chilling, flexing my muscles. A girl called me up and wanted me to come to a club. I thougtht what the hell and left dressed in a pair of jeans, a wife beater and a pair of sneakers and an attitude from hell. Put on a jacket too and made a lat spread in the mirror before I left.

I was walking down the street and noticed some dangerous elements walking about. Two gangs, I clenched my fist and my ribbling quadriceps and awaited an attack at any moment. But nothing happened to my relief. I let loose of my flexing walked calmly forward.

When I came to the club I removed my jacket and flexed my triceps and walked up the stair ALPHA way. Found the girls who called me and I went forward and introduced myself. We talked for a while, there were some guys they knew there too. One had an Iron Cross.

I walked to the dance floor with my head held high in true swedish glory. We danced for a while and then I ordered two beers and glunked down pretty fast. Returned to the dance floor and let loose like a ****ing god.

One girl told me that the other liked me, (duh!) I wouldn't have noticed this myself. I continued to dance with them and then we went out to take a smoke. I said I didn't smoke because I trained. =) Well.. I was ****ing bored so I started to make out with the girl that liked me. Yeah, it was fun. Then we returned and danced some more.

Anyway.. I took another beer again and I didn't seem to find them, what a drag I thought and looked a little until I cought my eyes on a cool girl. I walked to her and introduced myself, flexing my stomach. It seems I had partied with her before so I took her to the dance floor for some grinding.. she was all into me... I saw that, and who can blame her? Her friend told me he would beat me down if I touched her. I was not afraid of him.. but he was joking.

After the dance and showed of my biceps I walked to another bar and I meet up with the other chicks. Now I had to think fast so I flexed my calf and introduced the girl I had made out with to the other girl and told her we had partied together when I graduated from school. The two girls said hello to each other no knowing I had plan for boths. I flexed my brain at the thought. They was about to walk to another side of the club. I told them I'll come in just a second, then I asked the bartender for a pen and gave it and a paper to her and told her to write down her number. She did, I read it to her with one digit wrong and she corrected me. So it was pretty good. Hugged her and walkt to the other chicks.

blablabla... alot of **** happened which was boring.. I was cool, blabla.. flexed my muscles... drank some beer... made out some more... went home to the girl... blabla.. no condom.. I was pissed.. got some sleep and walked home. Fun evening though. I stroke the girls ***** a couple of times when I was at he rplace. But the ****ing thing put a claw in my pumped quadriceps!

Now I'm gonna watch stargate and have a protein drink.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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hahahahahaahahahaha. This is fukcing hilarious, flexed my muscles, flexed my bicepts ................ flexed my calf!!! aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha. You are too funny Lifeforce! U still drunk when you wrote that post?
 

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roflol!

hahahahahaha.... this is the funniest post i have read on these forums in a LONG time..... thanx for that, Lifeforce:D

:crackup:


Laterz...
 

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

ABS olutely hilarious!

Get it?

Respect

G-man

:)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Lifeforce
We talked for a while, there were some guys they knew there too. One had an Iron Cross.
And you didn't break his arm for being a nasi?? or was he just a regular skin?

Nice report though *thumbs up*

What city did you party in, at what place?

//Deus, a fellow swede.
 

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sweet man. keep flexing those muscles ;) looks like you're really good at clubs, keep it up.
 

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Is this guy related to the pidgeon guy?
 

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Hell no! Lifeforce is the ultimate in sex and muscle!
 

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Originally posted by Ricky
Is this guy related to the pidgeon guy?
Probably, but this guy seems more like a Hawk than a pigeon.

:crackup:

Respect

G-man
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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all this flexing

you going to move to America and run for governor of California ?

Arnold look out !


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

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CLOONEY: I was sober, drank three beers during the evening so I could flex more. If you drink too much then you piss out alot of potassium and **** so you can get cramps when you flex, and I don't want to approach a woman and flex my ass only to get asscramp and hit myself on the ass while she is watching. The girl liked to touch my flexed ass. She shone up when she felt it... lol

spider_007: It's pretty hard you know... I even flexed my **** when I ended up in bed with her. :p

~ªêQµïTª$~ Thanks dude ;)

G-Man UK: You're one funny dude.

Deus: If he wants to be a nazi that's his problem... I don't care if he wore that ****, he could have had one of those arm bands with a swastika on it, it's about as annoying as the people who walk around with soviet symbols on their T-shirts.

Thanks man, I put my soul into this thing, I might just include some pictures next time. I partied in Norrköping. Where are you from?

h2o: I suck at clubs, but I have muscles and I flex them.. :cool: and that combined with not knowing how to dance and not giving a **** about how it looks is a lethal combo.

Simon said it best, I'm not related to no pidgeon guy at all... :) Thanks for the faith in me btw.

Lost In Translation: Lol! yeah... nowadays I would probably win.. he let himself go too much :/ ****ing sad a bodybuilding god gets in suchs a bad shape.

Sexual: Yes it's true.. I might just write a post about it... :p

****.. I forgot to call the girl I got the number from... I think I do that now... Take care fellow Djs.
 

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Heh, darn, other side if the bloody country then mate, Kungälv, just north of gothenburg.

Perhaps you could toss me some help with the excercising bit, I'm decent at english, but I can't deal with the lingo they pull on the excercise forum, feel like helping a fellow DJ out??

//Deus
 

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Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
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Great field report Lifeforce!
ABSfukingloutley!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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