"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Lifeforce

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I was home and drinking a little ouzo from my bottle. Pretty bored, chilling, flexing my muscles. A girl called me up and wanted me to come to a club. I thougtht what the hell and left dressed in a pair of jeans, a wife beater and a pair of sneakers and an attitude from hell. Put on a jacket too and made a lat spread in the mirror before I left.

I was walking down the street and noticed some dangerous elements walking about. Two gangs, I clenched my fist and my ribbling quadriceps and awaited an attack at any moment. But nothing happened to my relief. I let loose of my flexing walked calmly forward.

When I came to the club I removed my jacket and flexed my triceps and walked up the stair ALPHA way. Found the girls who called me and I went forward and introduced myself. We talked for a while, there were some guys they knew there too. One had an Iron Cross.

I walked to the dance floor with my head held high in true swedish glory. We danced for a while and then I ordered two beers and glunked down pretty fast. Returned to the dance floor and let loose like a ****ing god.

One girl told me that the other liked me, (duh!) I wouldn't have noticed this myself. I continued to dance with them and then we went out to take a smoke. I said I didn't smoke because I trained. =) Well.. I was ****ing bored so I started to make out with the girl that liked me. Yeah, it was fun. Then we returned and danced some more.

Anyway.. I took another beer again and I didn't seem to find them, what a drag I thought and looked a little until I cought my eyes on a cool girl. I walked to her and introduced myself, flexing my stomach. It seems I had partied with her before so I took her to the dance floor for some grinding.. she was all into me... I saw that, and who can blame her? Her friend told me he would beat me down if I touched her. I was not afraid of him.. but he was joking.

After the dance and showed of my biceps I walked to another bar and I meet up with the other chicks. Now I had to think fast so I flexed my calf and introduced the girl I had made out with to the other girl and told her we had partied together when I graduated from school. The two girls said hello to each other no knowing I had plan for boths. I flexed my brain at the thought. They was about to walk to another side of the club. I told them I'll come in just a second, then I asked the bartender for a pen and gave it and a paper to her and told her to write down her number. She did, I read it to her with one digit wrong and she corrected me. So it was pretty good. Hugged her and walkt to the other chicks.

blablabla... alot of **** happened which was boring.. I was cool, blabla.. flexed my muscles... drank some beer... made out some more... went home to the girl... blabla.. no condom.. I was pissed.. got some sleep and walked home. Fun evening though. I stroke the girls ***** a couple of times when I was at he rplace. But the ****ing thing put a claw in my pumped quadriceps!

Now I'm gonna watch stargate and have a protein drink.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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hahahahahaahahahaha. This is fukcing hilarious, flexed my muscles, flexed my bicepts ................ flexed my calf!!! aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha. You are too funny Lifeforce! U still drunk when you wrote that post?
 

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roflol!

hahahahahaha.... this is the funniest post i have read on these forums in a LONG time..... thanx for that, Lifeforce:D

:crackup:


Laterz...
 

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ABS olutely hilarious!

Get it?

Respect

G-man

:)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Lifeforce
We talked for a while, there were some guys they knew there too. One had an Iron Cross.
And you didn't break his arm for being a nasi?? or was he just a regular skin?

Nice report though *thumbs up*

What city did you party in, at what place?

//Deus, a fellow swede.
 

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sweet man. keep flexing those muscles ;) looks like you're really good at clubs, keep it up.
 

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Is this guy related to the pidgeon guy?
 

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Hell no! Lifeforce is the ultimate in sex and muscle!
 

G-Man UK

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Originally posted by Ricky
Is this guy related to the pidgeon guy?
Probably, but this guy seems more like a Hawk than a pigeon.

:crackup:

Respect

G-man
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Lost In Translation

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all this flexing

you going to move to America and run for governor of California ?

Arnold look out !


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

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CLOONEY: I was sober, drank three beers during the evening so I could flex more. If you drink too much then you piss out alot of potassium and **** so you can get cramps when you flex, and I don't want to approach a woman and flex my ass only to get asscramp and hit myself on the ass while she is watching. The girl liked to touch my flexed ass. She shone up when she felt it... lol

spider_007: It's pretty hard you know... I even flexed my **** when I ended up in bed with her. :p

~ªêQµïTª$~ Thanks dude ;)

G-Man UK: You're one funny dude.

Deus: If he wants to be a nazi that's his problem... I don't care if he wore that ****, he could have had one of those arm bands with a swastika on it, it's about as annoying as the people who walk around with soviet symbols on their T-shirts.

Thanks man, I put my soul into this thing, I might just include some pictures next time. I partied in Norrköping. Where are you from?

h2o: I suck at clubs, but I have muscles and I flex them.. :cool: and that combined with not knowing how to dance and not giving a **** about how it looks is a lethal combo.

Simon said it best, I'm not related to no pidgeon guy at all... :) Thanks for the faith in me btw.

Lost In Translation: Lol! yeah... nowadays I would probably win.. he let himself go too much :/ ****ing sad a bodybuilding god gets in suchs a bad shape.

Sexual: Yes it's true.. I might just write a post about it... :p

****.. I forgot to call the girl I got the number from... I think I do that now... Take care fellow Djs.
 

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Heh, darn, other side if the bloody country then mate, Kungälv, just north of gothenburg.

Perhaps you could toss me some help with the excercising bit, I'm decent at english, but I can't deal with the lingo they pull on the excercise forum, feel like helping a fellow DJ out??

//Deus
 

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Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
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Great field report Lifeforce!
ABSfukingloutley!!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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