"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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A great Valentine's Day gift!

diplomatic_lies

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I've thought of a cool gift for Valentine's Day. A statue of ME. The most important man in the world.

Since I don't have an LTR this year, if any of you guys want to give your girlfriends a statue of myself, let me know and I'll commission one for you (but since I'm too important, you have to pay for it).

The statue will cost $500 (US dollars). It will be carved in Milan from white marble. I will be depicted with a laurel wreath on my head, an Imperial Habsburg sceptor in my hand, and a Teutonic Order sword at my side.

So come and get your limited edition, 25-foot marble statue of ME! (the most important person in the world)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Desdinova

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You know, I used to tell people that I was going to give them a picture of me for their birthday and christmas. The lucky ones would get it autographed. Never really did it though.
 

WORKEROUTER

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Wow, that's awesome desdinova.

Think about it...a framed picture of me with a signature on it.

I would photograph the expression on her face when she opens it and keep it for myself.

Seriously though, I might consider doing that.
 
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