A great Valentine's Day gift!

[diplomatic_lies]

I've thought of a cool gift for Valentine's Day. A statue of ME. The most important man in the world.

Since I don't have an LTR this year, if any of you guys want to give your girlfriends a statue of myself, let me know and I'll commission one for you (but since I'm too important, you have to pay for it).

The statue will cost $500 (US dollars). It will be carved in Milan from white marble. I will be depicted with a laurel wreath on my head, an Imperial Habsburg sceptor in my hand, and a Teutonic Order sword at my side.

So come and get your limited edition, 25-foot marble statue of ME! (the most important person in the world)

 

[Desdinova]

You know, I used to tell people that I was going to give them a picture of me for their birthday and christmas. The lucky ones would get it autographed. Never really did it though.

 

[WORKEROUTER]

Wow, that's awesome desdinova.

Think about it...a framed picture of me with a signature on it.

I would photograph the expression on her face when she opens it and keep it for myself.

Seriously though, I might consider doing that.