"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A good snack

Evzone

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Alright, this is really easy to throw together and it makes a good in-between meal.

-Chop up some celery and green onions
-Get a package of instant noodles (Top Ramen, Maruchan, ect.) and boil it. Don't use the seasoning thing they give you because it has a ton of unnecessary sodium.
-Throw the celery and green onions into the water while it's boiling.
-Get a bowl, put in a large spoonful of peanut butter, some soy sauce, a little garlic powder, and some tabasco sauce.
-When the noodles are cooked, drain it all and pour the noodles and vegetables into the bowl, and mix it up.

Now it sounds a bit weird if you're not usually into Asian foods, but trust me, it's good.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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kabatura

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Peanut butter and hot sauce, really? I won't knock it though, but yeah it sounds wierd.
 

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Evzone said:
Alright, this is really easy to throw together and it makes a good in-between meal.

-Chop up some celery and green onions
-Get a package of instant noodles (Top Ramen, Maruchan, ect.) and boil it. Don't use the seasoning thing they give you because it has a ton of unnecessary sodium.
-Throw the celery and green onions into the water while it's boiling.
-Get a bowl, put in a large spoonful of peanut butter, some soy sauce, a little garlic powder, and some tabasco sauce.
-When the noodles are cooked, drain it all and pour the noodles and vegetables into the bowl, and mix it up.

Now it sounds a bit weird if you're not usually into Asian foods, but trust me, it's good.
ive had something like this before. very asian.

not a proper snack though, no meat!!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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KidwithSocks

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Sounds delicious, except i thought ramen noodles was soaked in lard to maintain its hardness and shape :S, i recommend those non flavored straight chinese noodles its like ramen but, its alot healthier in my point of view.

*** WHERES THE MEAT?!
 
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