"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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A good snack

Evzone

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Alright, this is really easy to throw together and it makes a good in-between meal.

-Chop up some celery and green onions
-Get a package of instant noodles (Top Ramen, Maruchan, ect.) and boil it. Don't use the seasoning thing they give you because it has a ton of unnecessary sodium.
-Throw the celery and green onions into the water while it's boiling.
-Get a bowl, put in a large spoonful of peanut butter, some soy sauce, a little garlic powder, and some tabasco sauce.
-When the noodles are cooked, drain it all and pour the noodles and vegetables into the bowl, and mix it up.

Now it sounds a bit weird if you're not usually into Asian foods, but trust me, it's good.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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kabatura

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Peanut butter and hot sauce, really? I won't knock it though, but yeah it sounds wierd.
 

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Evzone said:
Alright, this is really easy to throw together and it makes a good in-between meal.

-Chop up some celery and green onions
-Get a package of instant noodles (Top Ramen, Maruchan, ect.) and boil it. Don't use the seasoning thing they give you because it has a ton of unnecessary sodium.
-Throw the celery and green onions into the water while it's boiling.
-Get a bowl, put in a large spoonful of peanut butter, some soy sauce, a little garlic powder, and some tabasco sauce.
-When the noodles are cooked, drain it all and pour the noodles and vegetables into the bowl, and mix it up.

Now it sounds a bit weird if you're not usually into Asian foods, but trust me, it's good.
ive had something like this before. very asian.

not a proper snack though, no meat!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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KidwithSocks

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Sounds delicious, except i thought ramen noodles was soaked in lard to maintain its hardness and shape :S, i recommend those non flavored straight chinese noodles its like ramen but, its alot healthier in my point of view.

*** WHERES THE MEAT?!
 
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