"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Alright, this is really easy to throw together and it makes a good in-between meal.

-Chop up some celery and green onions
-Get a package of instant noodles (Top Ramen, Maruchan, ect.) and boil it. Don't use the seasoning thing they give you because it has a ton of unnecessary sodium.
-Throw the celery and green onions into the water while it's boiling.
-Get a bowl, put in a large spoonful of peanut butter, some soy sauce, a little garlic powder, and some tabasco sauce.
-When the noodles are cooked, drain it all and pour the noodles and vegetables into the bowl, and mix it up.

Now it sounds a bit weird if you're not usually into Asian foods, but trust me, it's good.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Peanut butter and hot sauce, really? I won't knock it though, but yeah it sounds wierd.
 
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Evzone said:
Alright, this is really easy to throw together and it makes a good in-between meal.

-Chop up some celery and green onions
-Get a package of instant noodles (Top Ramen, Maruchan, ect.) and boil it. Don't use the seasoning thing they give you because it has a ton of unnecessary sodium.
-Throw the celery and green onions into the water while it's boiling.
-Get a bowl, put in a large spoonful of peanut butter, some soy sauce, a little garlic powder, and some tabasco sauce.
-When the noodles are cooked, drain it all and pour the noodles and vegetables into the bowl, and mix it up.

Now it sounds a bit weird if you're not usually into Asian foods, but trust me, it's good.
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ive had something like this before. very asian.

not a proper snack though, no meat!!!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Sounds delicious, except i thought ramen noodles was soaked in lard to maintain its hardness and shape :S, i recommend those non flavored straight chinese noodles its like ramen but, its alot healthier in my point of view.

*** WHERES THE MEAT?!
 
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