"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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A good hangover cure?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what i do is:
-take a cold shower over the head/ neck for about 5min,
-drink water, lots of water. use those sparkling vitamin-plugins.
 
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A hot bath as soon as I wake up.

Don't be afraid to puke, it'll make you feel better.

I drink water, but only when I'm sure I'm not going to puke.

I'm also fond of orange juice.

I don't eat until mid afternoon assuming I get up at 10ish.

I often wake up early with a hangover, say 7-8ish. Stay up, lazing in bed isn't going to make you feel better.

Drinking spirits rather than lager should help you.

Drinking water every pints alright but you're pissing every five minutes.
 
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