"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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A Girls 1st time....

Climax

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A girl friend of mine sent this to me and i thought that i would share;)

*A Girl's First Time*
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> It's your first time.
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> As you lie back, your muscles tighten.
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> You put him off for a while
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> searching for an excuse,
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> but he refuses to
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> be swayed as he approaches you.
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> He asks if you're afraid
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> and you
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> shake your head bravely.
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> He has had more experience, but it's the first
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> time his finger has found the right place.
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> He probes deeply and you shiver;
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> your body tenses
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> but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
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> He looks deeply within your eyes
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> and tells you to trust him
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> he's done this many times before.
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> His cool smile relaxes you
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> and you
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> open wider
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> You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
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> but he slowly takes his time,
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> wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
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> As he presses closer,
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> going deeper,
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> you feel the tissue give way;
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> pain surges throughout your body
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> feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
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> He looks at you concerned
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> Your eyes are filled with tears
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> but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
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> He begins going in and out with skill
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> but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
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> After a few moments, you feel
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> something bursting within you
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> and he pulls it out of you.
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> You lay panting, glad to have it over.
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> He looks at you
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> his most
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> You smile and thank your dentist.
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> After all,it was your first time


























to have a tooth
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> Naughty, Naughty!
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> What were you thinkin' ?
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> PERVERT
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> I know what you were thinking,
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> because I thought the same thing!



:D


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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Layla

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HA! Thats awesome. I gota send that to a chick.
 

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Alright, I'll post this anecdote about a friend of a friend who went to see a dentist (D.D.S.) about getting a tooth extracted, but didn't want to pay for the anesthesia, as it would cost extra. So he decided to go and get as drunk as possible and then have all his wisdom teeth pulled, well even in his drunken state he felt a lot of the pain and he could tell he was bleeding, so he toughed it out, but at the end it took everything he had not to punch the dentist in the jaw as he was getting up and leaving the office.

This things people will do to save money...:rolleyes:
 

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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