"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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A Girls 1st time....

Climax

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A girl friend of mine sent this to me and i thought that i would share;)

*A Girl's First Time*
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> (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
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> It's your first time.
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> As you lie back, your muscles tighten.
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> You put him off for a while
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> searching for an excuse,
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> but he refuses to
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> be swayed as he approaches you.
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> He asks if you're afraid
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> and you
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> shake your head bravely.
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> He has had more experience, but it's the first
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> time his finger has found the right place.
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> He probes deeply and you shiver;
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> your body tenses
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> but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
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> He looks deeply within your eyes
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> and tells you to trust him
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> he's done this many times before.
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> His cool smile relaxes you
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> and you
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> open wider
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> to give him more room for an easy entrance.
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> You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
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> but he slowly takes his time,
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> wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
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> As he presses closer,
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> going deeper,
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> you feel the tissue give way;
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> pain surges throughout your body
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> and you
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> feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
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> He looks at you concerned
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> and asks you if it's too painful.
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> Your eyes are filled with tears
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> but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
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> He begins going in and out with skill
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> but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
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> After a few moments, you feel
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> something bursting within you
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> and he pulls it out of you.
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> You lay panting, glad to have it over.
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> He looks at you
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> tells you, with a chuckle that you have been
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> his most
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> yet most rewarding experience.
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> You smile and thank your dentist.
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> After all,it was your first time


























to have a tooth
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> pulled.
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> Naughty, Naughty!
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> What were you thinkin' ?
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> PERVERT
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> I know what you were thinking,
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> because I thought the same thing!



:D


Laterz...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Layla

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HA! Thats awesome. I gota send that to a chick.
 

Silquee Smoove

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Alright, I'll post this anecdote about a friend of a friend who went to see a dentist (D.D.S.) about getting a tooth extracted, but didn't want to pay for the anesthesia, as it would cost extra. So he decided to go and get as drunk as possible and then have all his wisdom teeth pulled, well even in his drunken state he felt a lot of the pain and he could tell he was bleeding, so he toughed it out, but at the end it took everything he had not to punch the dentist in the jaw as he was getting up and leaving the office.

This things people will do to save money...:rolleyes:
 

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Bump.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Climax

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