"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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A girl says "Do I know you?", what should you say?

The_411

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just go for something off the wall that is funny. Humor works unless you have a terrible delivery or you are horribly unfunny.

If a girl asks me that I might say something like, " Yes I've been on the back of a milk carton and you've finally found me" or something like, " I don't know ... what does this (sic) Yew look like?, or even something like, " You may have seen me in such films as .... (Using Phil Hartman voice)

Basically anything that isn't a standard response that shows charm, wit and humor is great way to answer.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The_411 said:
just go for something off the wall that is funny. Humor works unless you have a terrible delivery or you are horribly unfunny.

If a girl asks me that I might say something like, " Yes I've been on the back of a milk carton and you've finally found me" or something like, " I don't know ... what does this (sic) Yew look like?, or even something like, " You may have seen me in such films as .... (Using Phil Hartman voice)

Basically anything that isn't a standard response that shows charm, wit and humor is great way to answer.
I love the Phil Hartman one.:yes:
 

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the line i like to use is...."no, i get that a lot. I've been on tv....and i know what you're thinking...no i was not on COPS!!!" gets a laugh everytime.
 
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