"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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A girl here, any questions?

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Microfiltered said:
Haha, yeah that word (blasphemy) must of really confused you since it’s actually not more then 3 syllables. No big deal though.

It does to!!
Its got kind of a hiddin syllable when u get to the ph part..
anywase this is some good ass herb any one want some?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wow, another ******* thread. Yet another female enters the forum and you guys are scrambling all over each other to ejaculate on her. lol.
 

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yeah I got a question for a woman, what's the average age when women start par-taking in anal sex?.....and what was the age of the woman who started this thread when she first took it in the pooper?
 

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Alkali said:
(o)Y(o)

...Mine are nicer than yours. Wait a second, no they're not!

(oYo)

How about now.
but i rock harder than you

<M>(X)<M>

:rockon:
 

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Blackmm said:
Before we ask anything, do you have a pic? We just want to know if we are getting advice from... (edit) a HB3 warpig.

Isn't that one of the vehicles in Halo 3? I could have sworn I used one of those.

Ah, but I prefer the frag grenades from Halo 1 or the bazooka myself.

:up:
A pic would be nice, but pointless to the issue. I think you're just trying to scope honeys online. :p

The most important thing is her attitude on things... something we can get a feel for when we start speaking more in depth.

A hot chick can be completely bitter and angry, just as an "ugo." And a "hot chick" could be really cool (though I have yet to meet very many), as an average looking (or "ugly" woman).
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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AnnaBee said:
Blackmm
Umm, in that case, I'm about a HB 7-8? Does that really matter though? And, sorry, not posting pictures, what is this....Myspace? :)
Do you SEE anyone posting a picture of themselves taking a picture looking in the mirror and looking moody and flashing gang symbols??

:D
 

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Grand Wizzard Alamar said:
I like your question Sun. You word it unlike anyone else here. Dunno if thats through age but there's more wisdom in it than what anybody's said here, including me lol.
It's age, Wizzard, trust me. Wisdom does indeed come with age, if one applies himself diligently to acquiring it.

You're a very bright, thoughtful young man for your age, and I see you acquiring great wisdom as you mature.

What most of these guys don't get is that the opinions that are expressed by the handful of women on this forum do not in any way accurately represent the opinions and perceptions of average women out there in the field.

I have my own theories as to why they're here, but I want to hear it from the horses' mouths, so-to-speak. I find it a little disturbing that some of these guys (mostly relative newbies) hang on their every word, thinking that they are in some way hearing the opinions of women who represent their gender accurately. The women here are a statistical aberration, and therefore the opinions they express must be taken with a grain of salt.

They are here because they have a motive; there is a payoff to the ego. Danger, Will Robinson...

He who has an ear, let him hear...
 

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Boys, NEVER take advice from a girl about other girls. Are we crazy? They are telling us want they THINK they want, instead of what they really want.

I don't care if its your sister or mom or cousin or whoever, never ever take advice from a girl about other girls. How many girls have said "I want to sleep with a bad boy who's a jerk to me and doesn't respect me?" 0

And its always those guys that they sleep with.
 

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iqqi said:
There is no wisdom in looking for reasons to judge another.
There is great wisdom in exposing the motivations of others, even when those others are completely or partially unaware of their own motivations.

I reserve the right to "judge" anyone who sets themselves up to dispense advice to others.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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DonJuan11 said:
Boys, NEVER take advice from a girl about other girls. Are we crazy? They are telling us want they THINK they want, instead of what they really want.

I don't care if its your sister or mom or cousin or whoever, never ever take advice from a girl about other girls. How many girls have said "I want to sleep with a bad boy who's a jerk to me and doesn't respect me?" 0

And its always those guys that they sleep with.
More wisdom here! :rockon:

You guys who are pumping these self-appointed guru-ettes would do well to listen to DonJuan11.
 

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Jesus H. Christ.
If you want women's advice - talk to your mom.
Or go to the masf forum - there's a women's section there.

I like that sosuave is still a temple of testosterone.
 

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This thread is great. This has got to be the only forum on the internet that doesn't kiss a girl's ass when they post something.
 

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fck, you scared her off guys. lol
AnnaBee we don't hate you, you can't help but develop some sort of misogynistic attitude towards women after awhile on this site.
 
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