"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A Funny Accidental Neg that Worked

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The other day I was walking with my son and his friend from the beach to the shower area. 3 girls were walking in front of us.

I said to the kids "you guy's need to take a shower."

The girls, thinking I was talking to them, spun around with expressions of "how dare you insinuate that we smell bad."

I clarified the situation to them and then shifted the conversation. I closed the deal on the cutest one a couple days ago.

I'm not necessarily advising this, but I thought it was funny how I discovered this neg.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Yeah, that was LUCKY! Being that it was pure accidental.
 

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speakeasy said:
Yeah, that was LUCKY! Being that it was pure accidental.
This wasn't the first accidental approach that has worked for me. If we pay attention to situations like this, I think we will find that there is alot more information to be discovered about this dynamic.

Don Juan may have been an early pioneer, but I bet you he died learning, and he would still be learning more about women if he were alive today.
 

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funny. I did an accidental neg the other day at work when i asked a girl when her baby was due.. turned out she wasnt pregnant just had a huge gut..

oh that was a neg that didnt work.. well it did kinda since i found it funny and so did all of my friends haha! depends how u judge a successful neg i guess.. blah
 

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anointed said:
funny. I did an accidental neg the other day at work when i asked a girl when her baby was due.. turned out she wasnt pregnant just had a huge gut..

oh that was a neg that didnt work.. well it did kinda since i found it funny and so did all of my friends haha! depends how u judge a successful neg i guess.. blah
I did something like this once, but way, way worse. I was going to speak with a radio dj about promoting one of my comedy shows. WHen I got to the booth at the trade show where he was working, there was a woman there. I asked her if she was Eddie O's mom.

Her looked turned to peer death as she hissed the words - "I'm his wife."

I felt about two inches tall. I quickly slipped away before eddie returned.

Needless to say I didn't do the radio show, and I spent the next few months avoiding running into the two of them.

As a general rule, unless your really trying to roust a girl, never ask her if:

1. She's pregnant

2. She's anyone's mother, including a little kid she may be with
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I was fooling around speaking Spanish once, and I told a coworker in Spanish that I wouldnt want to fvck a girl we worked with because she was fat (she wasnt fat, but gorda was the only descriptive word I could remember in Spanish). Apparently she could speak Spanish and was near us and got all pissy about it. She was angry at me for like 2 weeks until I found out from other people there that when I said that, she became obsessed with me and wanted me badly. She was damn cute too and she wanted me because I called her fat...girls are SO stupid sometimes!! :p
 
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