A Funny Accidental Neg that Worked

[Dongfu]

The other day I was walking with my son and his friend from the beach to the shower area. 3 girls were walking in front of us.

I said to the kids "you guy's need to take a shower."

The girls, thinking I was talking to them, spun around with expressions of "how dare you insinuate that we smell bad."

I clarified the situation to them and then shifted the conversation. I closed the deal on the cutest one a couple days ago.

I'm not necessarily advising this, but I thought it was funny how I discovered this neg.

 

[speakeasy]

Yeah, that was LUCKY! Being that it was pure accidental.

 

[Dongfu]

Yeah, that was LUCKY! Being that it was pure accidental.

This wasn't the first accidental approach that has worked for me. If we pay attention to situations like this, I think we will find that there is alot more information to be discovered about this dynamic.

Don Juan may have been an early pioneer, but I bet you he died learning, and he would still be learning more about women if he were alive today.

 

[anointed]

funny. I did an accidental neg the other day at work when i asked a girl when her baby was due.. turned out she wasnt pregnant just had a huge gut..

oh that was a neg that didnt work.. well it did kinda since i found it funny and so did all of my friends haha! depends how u judge a successful neg i guess.. blah

 

[Dongfu]

funny. I did an accidental neg the other day at work when i asked a girl when her baby was due.. turned out she wasnt pregnant just had a huge gut..

oh that was a neg that didnt work.. well it did kinda since i found it funny and so did all of my friends haha! depends how u judge a successful neg i guess.. blah

I did something like this once, but way, way worse. I was going to speak with a radio dj about promoting one of my comedy shows. WHen I got to the booth at the trade show where he was working, there was a woman there. I asked her if she was Eddie O's mom.

Her looked turned to peer death as she hissed the words - "I'm his wife."

I felt about two inches tall. I quickly slipped away before eddie returned.

Needless to say I didn't do the radio show, and I spent the next few months avoiding running into the two of them.

As a general rule, unless your really trying to roust a girl, never ask her if:

1. She's pregnant

2. She's anyone's mother, including a little kid she may be with

 

[WhitePimp]

I was fooling around speaking Spanish once, and I told a coworker in Spanish that I wouldnt want to fvck a girl we worked with because she was fat (she wasnt fat, but gorda was the only descriptive word I could remember in Spanish). Apparently she could speak Spanish and was near us and got all pissy about it. She was angry at me for like 2 weeks until I found out from other people there that when I said that, she became obsessed with me and wanted me badly. She was damn cute too and she wanted me because I called her fat...girls are SO stupid sometimes!!