"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
A DJ Theory: Mathematically Proven! (now with calculator)
- Thread starter HuuBinh
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Thats not being smart, Thats actually being retarded of actually thinking of soemthing like that...ElStud said:
Why would you stress it to that level LOL
Do you know of anyone that would think like that?
I guarantee you he doesnt have success with woman
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Because Halo3 isn't out yet.Slick101 said:
Dongfu
Banned
- Joined
- May 22, 2007
- Messages
- 943
- Reaction score
- 5
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
HAHAHAHAHA....ElStud said:
Honestly I thought you were a cool kid, now I can really understand what kind of clue-less idiot you are....
I spend my time in clubs and hosted some too, I have girls I just wanted to give a shot at the community to see what its all about...
your a 17 year old kid that still needs tons of practice based on your own approaches...
Plus look at your number or posts and and my number KK.. thanksss
dont even bother answering to this cuz your just going to prove yourself even more retarded....
belividere
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2005
- Messages
- 956
- Reaction score
- 5
- Age
- 47
BrilliantSlick101 said:
Field Reports yea...ElStud said:
That go no where LOL...
Why do I need to post my success I dont need to prove anything and I dont even have time to post field reports...
Im not saying I will never post them, when I'll get time Ill write that full essay
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
comic_relief
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
You're just trying to show up that midget rocket scientist from Moscow....comic_relief said:
Anyway, you can deduce N = D from the symmetry of your first equation, no need for all the calculus. I should know, I'm a maths major. So stop trying to impress.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Damnit this came into my head halfway through the test and now I failed it!!!comic_relief said:
DAMNIT!!!
comic_relief
ARrocket
Master Don Juan
ksoileau said:
Rofl this is funny because I learned how to do all this last semester in microeconomic theory.... yeah he could have used Lagrange but I think that would have made it even harder for everyone to understand :crazy:ARrocket said:
Reminds me of another simpler joke http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Proof_that_Girls_are_Evil.html
ARrocket
Master Don Juan
Ha yeah, true story. Feels good knowing lot's and lot's of math! Also, loved the link. That one's going up on Facebook...ArcBound said:Rofl this is funny because I learned how to do all this last semester in microeconomic theory.... yeah he could have used Lagrange but I think that would have made it even harder for everyone to understand :crazy:
Reminds me of another simpler joke http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Proof_that_Girls_are_Evil.html