"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
A comic for every young SoSuave newbie/RAFC (veterans will like it too)
- Thread starter MetalFortress
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
LuvMyArmyMan
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you rock :cheer: :wave:
I just think this one is funny
:kick:
I just think this one is funny
:kick:
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
:crackup:
NYC Dude
Master Don Juan
Sinfest is hilarious.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
RaWBLooD
Master Don Juan
can u link directly to game?Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
I also found a kewl cartoon game for you guys to play
Click here
Laterz...
i only see a picture there.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
rofl:cheer:
its not a flash game.
its a html based game.
look below, theres a "text message received" link.
I played my normal game and ended up "kithing" with the unattractive girl..
-which was almost true to life..
(except when i clicked unattractive i pretended she was 7, and the attractive was 9)
its a html based game.
look below, theres a "text message received" link.
I played my normal game and ended up "kithing" with the unattractive girl..
-which was almost true to life..
(except when i clicked unattractive i pretended she was 7, and the attractive was 9)
brucevangeorge
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
ROFL! That game is SO FUNNY!
ROFL! That game is SO FUNNY!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
:crackup:
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
w00t w00t I hooked up with the interesting girl at the party
Blue Phoenix
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